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¿Question #1021?
djflippy: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

0Shea0: 18 legarthio speed units
Woelf: 24 mph
Corran Horn: African or European?
Felimid: African or European?
Hendal: what type of swallow
WatchmanX2000: European or African?
Polgara: european or african?
DOCTORSLIME: Africian or European?
aboveriver: Is that a European or an African swallow?
NickAnner: African or European?
DHEK: Oh, I don't know... Probably about the speed as a regular swallow.
Geosmores: African or European
PsyJam: 6
bigbadsteve: 42
Leo-T: African or European swallow?
produceguy1765: 120mph
dmomo: 45
Beelzebub: African or European?
joebelanger: Shame on you. Shame. Shame.
lauramath: Is it being shot out of a cannon?
Loquutus: 42?
JackRandom: how unladen?
ZombyDawg: What do you mean? African or European?
POvidiusNaso: under 100 mph.
brainrob: African or European?
bjonenplota: No one knoiws for sure
m_r_tyler: I don't know that! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Lord_Prussian: It's for the king to know.
AWildEep: With or without the coconut?
heli: africanisch oder europaisch?
arkibet: 40 beats per minute. They give the answer when they're at the French Castle.
Mosse: An african or european one?
chockle: blue.... no, yellow.
Sceadeau: I...I...don't know. aaaaarrrrrrrrg
ThatFalafelGirl: what kind, African or European?
skrutsch: about 24 miles an hour
puffinge: I was never good at science.
Linnaeus: I can't remember the punchline right now, but I'm sure a few dozen other answerers have, so it's not that big a deal.
KnobDoctor: Aaaaaiiiigggghhhh!
erli: 120mph
berserkley: African or English?
chad56s: African or European?
batman: 76mph
snoozefest: 42
toulouse: Trick question
jimchris: You tell me.
MisterCranky: I know that we're all supposed to chuckle and say "African or European?" but I just can't do it. Sue me.
kennyb: i dont know.....aiyeeeee
xlorp: Sometimes a coconut is just too hard to swallow.
leece: 15-45 miles an hour depending on species and situation. :-P
Wintergoblin: not sure
Bearcat89: African or European?
Toxidyne: Coconut.
AlorielLelyn: African or European?
isbert: I don't think there are any more funny answers to this question. So I'll say 27.
fellonmyhead: African or European?
gnomehome: African or European ?
Salt-Man Z: What do you mean? An African or a European swalow?
Tim Synge: African or European?
tragicpoet: Living or dead?
2amp: Wot you mean, African or European?
davedanger: AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN?
solove: Zero when it hits the truck windscreen
Eric Haas: I'll be the 14th person to answer with some version of the question: "African or European?"
Johan: 9.81 m/s^2
StormKnight: Faster when they are fired from a railgun
Nightmare: I'll just jump.
fsumarc: european or african?
yossarians: african or european?
GuyHill: 10. In the correct base
onky: African or European?
Blackwind: An african or european swallow?
ejmowrer: Hmm.... must think of something more clever than 'African or European?'.....
Grimwold: African or European swallow?
Ludocrazy: African or European?
chaddyboy_2000: Depends what direction it's flying.
netfilterz: african or european...
skelebone: 5 knots.
djlg: African or European?
BobDodgerBlue: African or European?
dietevil: An african, or a european swallow?
raolsson: This question was asked somewhere before.
Shakar: What kind of swallow, african or european?
geberus: African or European?
jaredh: watch holy grail to find out
Flyspeck23: Not a clue.
ValJor: I'll do some field experimentation and I'll get back to you
CDRodeffer: About 50 mph
jttm: African or European?
CortexBomb: Is it carrying a coconut in tandem with another swallow?
LudesFactor: http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/ ... i had always wondered why a friend had sent this URL to me, he must have thought i would need it some day