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¿Question #1071?
Dave: Who farted?

ocdspectrum: If you smelt it, you dealt it.
pricero1: I'm not the vegan.
samalvor: No one. I smell like that.
Woelf: Smelt ---> dealt
migllagorilla: haha does it smell? if so then me
willco: Me.
beerbear: I fart. I do this often. I do not know when you inquired. It may have been me.
GrimJester: I did a few minutes ago.
Jatoha: You know the saying, he who smelt it...
pwilz: He who smelt it dealt it.
jessitron: gah! this question again! Do you know your avatar looks like a butt with a big plug in it?
Vitriool: YOU
Blott: And the Lord said, "He who hath smelt it, hath dealt it!"
gantrell: stupid
tonetonitonyrussell: Chalk one up for me, but there's another scent in here and it ain't my usual brew.
coll1208: Not me
dsmeyer: Dave
lone: it was dave
greenpawn: me
DHEK: You!
eddyspaghetti: He who smelt it...
aleo09: whoever smelt it, delt it.
sdonohue: He who smelt it dealt it Dave.
mpw182: the elephant that just ran under the couch
Penguinix: Your mom
jasta6: Caught me!...........................................
Kyralia: That guy!
davidgpeterson: I DID!!!!
heli: you misspelled "hoof harted"...
fulgor2140: the fat guy with the big sharp knife standing beside you
scriptorum: I have been known to do this on occassion, after eating beans or having my finger pulled.
mnv_iii: You!!
Hossen: you
Karlsen: It was you!
Gialmere: My dog.
DaGen: you.. and are you wasting away from the inside?
Loquutus: Hoof Arted
Tushratta: Are you asking in order to cover up your own windy discharge?
dave45: He who smelt it, dealt it
POvidiusNaso: I did.
ZombyDawg: It was the cat.
davedanger: you
RandallPeek: Everyone, on average 16 times a day.
KineticKill: Eagle Games
Gargoyle: Usually the one who asks.
sourwyrm: dave
Lord_Prussian: That was probably me.
CharlieWonka: He who smelt it dealt it. Must be you.
The Unbeliever: 42
Ravsitar: Not me
wyattnoise: Meine prompas dofta velly gut
rdmasters: If you have to ask...
WasQ: Sniiiif!!!...um, me no
BaSL: Whoever asked
skrutsch: It was the dog.
GoblinKing: You mother
markk415: not me
KnobDoctor: Steve.
snoozefest: you
Jern: You
bbenston: Probably me. At least I own up to it.
xlorp: Whoever smelt it, dealt it
pronoblem: Who smelled it?
Randy Cox: I just did.
solove: The dog
isolated: The clown.
redhuntingcap: not me, man.
tragicpoet: The dog
gnomehome: Yawn
Jim_P: Not me
puffinge: Wow, that anagrams to 'daft whore'
Gonzaga: Just follow the stench.
melissa: The dog. Or the baby.
Grimwold: Pull my finger!!!
Jackwraith: You did
fsumarc: you
viogression: The dog
Blackwind: not me
GuyHill: You did!
Mordachai: The one that asked the question, as usual!
chaddyboy_2000: *runs away*
onky: You did.
Spielfreak: I suppose that's one way of describing their music...
geberus: sorry dude
Flyspeck23: I did. Hope you like it.
netfilterz: Don't look at me...
CDRodeffer: The one that smelt it dealt it.
skelebone: As in Curtis Armstrong's T-shirt in Revenge of the Nerds?
djlg: You did.
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
ValJor: Who had beans for lunch?
jttm: You smelt it, you dealt it
CortexBomb: The Wallenstein box?
Shakar: Ask the all knowing Aldie.