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¿Question #1117?
Volstag: Will this hat get me past security?

ctimmins: No but it will get you past inspection.
pricero1: Not when you are naked and holding the hat in front of your genitals.
aleo09: surely not.
vandemonium: It should, although I am not sure the current airline regulations on Kevlar helmets.
PandaEskimo: A resounding no.
Jatoha: I don't like your hat, Goodbye!
Randy Cox: Is it like Aretha's?
Cygnus2112: no
Felimid: Yes ... especially if it's Carmen Miranda's fruit basket hat. :)
caparica: No, never.
tuttleboy: If you don't wear it on yer foot.
gmcash: maybe
gantrell: stupid
Twinge: Only if you look confident you know what you're doing.
WonderLlama: No. I don't even need to know what hat it is.
ironsizide: Nope.
Pigs Breakfast: You haven't a prayer.
atrium: How am i supposed to answer that?
Rob in Richmond: no
vanimpe: use the trial-and-error method...
diemacher: No
jeffwolfe: No.
ufemism: None shall pass, None shall pass!!
POvidiusNaso: Nope.
DHEK: I doubt it.
Leo-T: no
Cthugha: Only if it's a hat of invisibility.
dmomo: No way.
brainrob: Nope
vampywife: no
scriptorum: Your hat is too flat. Your hat is way too flat. Your English is more better now, but the hat remains too flat.
MattDP: Not since the twin towers.
Shotmagnet: yes, but the shoes won't
WatchmanX2000: get a grip, you're not wearing a hat.
Chris Page: They're going to pick up the tinfoil if you walk through that detector. And then the Orbital Mind Control Lasers take over.
Loquutus: Is it magical or some technological marvel? Then no.
ThatFalafelGirl: nope
double_ones: of course
Mike A: No, but try it anyway. I could use a good laugh.
Bahamut-X: Security should be wise enough to spot you...
Dorque: Not if they are fashion police.
javelin98: Hmmm... probably not. Try this fake glasses-nose-mustache combo as well.
Belash: no
Cerebus: I thought that was your head.
sourwyrm: nope
meshuggener: Only if it has a badge that reads "Security"
sloan66: It's not the hat. It's the shoes.
Lord_Prussian: Sure
familygaming: Show me the hat.
heli: n
bluebehir: Probably not. Did it?
dietevil: no
dakarp: Yes--they will be laughing too hard to be able to stop you.
skrutsch: Yup.
snoozefest: n
2amp: no
klellingson: Highly unlikely
jimchris: Try and you'll find out in a hurry.
darthcliff: No
jwilhm: No, but try this empty pudding cup.
WasQ: if it is a mexican hat, no
rawk: yes
steadym: Probably not.
Wintergoblin: yes
puffinge: No, so give it to me.
Karlsen: If it is the hat that I am think of, yes it will
jpotell: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
AlorielLelyn: I doubt it
isolated: Only if it emits knock-out gas.
Aerjen: Only if you pull it really tight
gnomehome: Try it !
PghArch: I hope it takes more than a hat.
geberus: hes
Blackwind: yep
shumyum: no, but it might get you past your chocoholism
chaddyboy_2000: No.
CortexBomb: Depends if security is the fashion police, in that case, no
skelebone: Nope, not colorful enough.
CDRodeffer: No. You'll need an invisibility super power for that.
Ludocrazy: I really don't think so
ValJor: No way
Flyspeck23: Yes.
louiseh: What is it with hats this morning?
djlg: Only if you wear it on your head.
BobDodgerBlue: No
jttm: Its certainly... uhh... eye-catching...