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¿Question #1203?
Mozbink: I know what a handjob and a blowjob are, but whats a Cornjob?

oldhoss: Well, for example, you can be a corn de-tassler, a corn harvester or a corn roaster. That's just a few. There are a lot of corn jobs out there.
Jatoha: he's a BGG user with the sleestack avatar.
bdwhite: think creatively
Woelf: YCLIU
falloutfan: You really don't want to know. Trust me.
Septic: I'm not going to even read the other answers for this.
rordak: you don't wnt to find out
jessitron: it sounds painful. Maybe an ear of corn shoved up your ass?
Daezee: Something very disturbing.
Zelurs: Some random person I think..
zott: when a man and a scarecrow fall in love...
dogea: The same, but with corn (yuk...)
DHEK: That one I don't know either.
Blacknightjj: up the butt
TheArchAngel: dunno
aleo09: .
Tushratta: You don't want to know. Really, you don't.
mrspank: Here's a hint: it involves a dried out Indian corn cob and hurts OHHHH so good.
pairofdicelost: When you work for the Jolly Green Giant, make sure to have a flashlight and harness handy...
ronster0: dunno
Boraxia: *Classified*
KDSN: im glad i dont know
Radien: Unlike the first two activities, it probably doesn't involve a guy.
dragonewtking: you don't really want to know the answer to that, do you?
vampywife: you don't want to know.
Surya: I'm not sure I wanna know
brainrob: Pass.
Shotmagnet: trust me, you DON'T want to know
lauramath: Aren't from Iowa are ya?
XanderF: Oh, man, you don't wanna know....just.... -> www.urbandictionary.com <- (trust me, bookmark the site)
Arcadian Del Sol: i can show you
davedanger: using a corn cob you simply...........................uh.............
ecliptik: You don't even want to know.... (but it does involve a tractor)
SeeMo: Sick
ZombyDawg: Twenty five bucks, Father, same as in town.
dietevil: Ask Cornholio!
meshuggener: Shit, you probably have to be in Kansas to know that.
GI Joe: Unknown
GrandpaDave: But sex?
skrutsch: Is that really necessary?
sourwyrm: um
CharlieWonka: Messy
scriptorum: Your question is not funny enough to overlook its inappropriateness.
The Unbeliever: 42
rdmasters: The sort of thing that gets you committed to Arkham Asylum for having an unnatural relationship with a plant. StR. 2pts.
dakarp: Ask the corn...
Majiken: Backdoor.
BaSL: "...Cornjob is the goofy cop from the movie "Gamera vs Guiron". "
puffinge: I ain't showing you.
Sceadeau: If you have to ask...
Lord_Prussian: You don't want to know.
Basilius: don't click on that link. I mean it.
tragicpoet: Shucker
2amp: *sigh*
MisterCranky: It's sexual stimulation via Gen. Douglas MacArthur's pipe.
HappyProle: Just give her the $50 and find out for yourself.
snoozefest: it's when you handle it like you were eating a corn on the cob
kimapesan: The answer isn't pretty.
nexttothemoon: I imagine it has something to do with body parts up certain areas and certain veggy stuff (corn being prominent) sticking to aforementioned body parts....just a guess.
LudesFactor: you would probably prefer not to know
Asmoridin: It's gross.
Drewcooter: Apparently you are.
isolated: You don't want to know.
shippert: What they do in Nebraska for fun
hibikir: a sleestack from TN
gnomehome: A geek
Debate: Don't ask questions you won't want to hear the answer to
GuyHill: please, this is gross
UhhhClem: It's like a cron job, only misspelled.
Belash: bend over and he'll show you
Flyspeck23: You wouldn't want to know... and neither would I, for that matter.
louiseh: I've been wondering that, but not very hard
P.O.G.G.: hmmm ... I think its something x-rated
viogression: If you ever end up in prison, you'll find out.
Blackwind: a geek
shumyum: You'll know, you'll know....
ValJor: Ask Chester!
lexen: wouldn't you like to know....
jttm: You really don't want to know...
CortexBomb: I'm not the right person to answer that one...
skelebone: That's around the backside.
CDRodeffer: Sleestacks unite!
chaddyboy_2000: Good question.