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¿Question #1210?
chaddyboy_2000: How many withered spoons would it take to make you into a parrot that is made of hot towels and lemon extracts?

ocdspectrum: 3
Hector Vortac: This is not possible, though Van nailed it.
freechinanow: Wow. This question was way ahead of its time.
KillerPower: 987,7. No really! I just calculated it!
the manatee: Wrench.
Woelf: Nootnerb?
Narlgoth: You spent a long time thinking up that one didn't you?
jessitron: Banana pants.
Wabete: Apples
Madgit: Trick question, it is withered _forks_ that turn you into a parrot made of hot towels and lemon extracts.
WatchmanX2000: you must be a crack addict.
vandemonium: There is no spoon.
POvidiusNaso: Not more than 73.
ericpaperman: Fewer than it would take to make you into a real human being.
arkibet: good question... dunno.
DHEK: None. I won't turn into that regardless of how many withered spoons you use.
eddyspaghetti: A whole lot
Ebon Wendigo: Enough for waxing the brief statement of intent.
aleo09: 0
onky: several.
GrandpaDave: I'd say seventy...?
Tina and Steve: Maybe you should up your dosage
xdelamuertex: The answer would be 2
scriptorum: Come again? Could you ask the question slower?
greglios: A lot.
brainrob: I'll have a pint of whatever you're drinking
Cromaa: The world may never know...
cad614: What in the world are you smoking?
MisterCranky: Far fewer than it would take to make you into one.
interhawk: 42
crimsonking: 5.5
defcon311: About two, anymore and I lose the "hotness."
Shotmagnet: two, unless it is night
BeeCeeJay: Toke another one, buddy. *grin*
orodreth: 42
jasta6: 9
rawdawg: 2.05
Kazin: fifteen.
bigbadsteve: at least 7
acetate3: Ummm... 7?
red turtle: 5
MochaKimono: Fifty.
melissa: 42
Tushratta: Only two. I'm quite pliable.
meshuggener: Whoah.
CharlieWonka: 43
GuyHill: 3
sdownin: Ahh, the daily dose of ChaddyCrack(tm).
Igmatto: 13
ThatFalafelGirl: how the hell did you think of this?
bluebehir: I have no idea what this question even means. I'm going to guess "three".
Lord_Prussian: I don't think that means what you think it means.
skrutsch: Why do you ask?
snoozefest: all your base are belong to us
nexttothemoon: Thats a very F***** up Q. I like it.
Jern: Infinite
kennyb: i want whatever you are on....
erli: 10
steadym: Pork!
RandallPeek: Geez, how many times must I answer this question in one lifetime? Six! DUH!
Toxidyne: 3
xlorp: There is no spoon, and the parrot's dead.
cobra: fnord
berserkley: depends on the consistency
puffinge: 17
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
darthcliff: Put down the funny shaped cigarettes, they call it dope for a reason.
shippert: One
tragicpoet: at least 4
netfilterz: Rice Withered Spoons?
gnomehome: What's the concentration of the extract ?
ptper: 13
Shakar: I thought that this question was deleted.
viogression: 2.5
geberus: more than are on this world
Blackwind: 7?
Windopaene: 23, duh
CDRodeffer: I think you need to repeat alchemy 101.
djlg: None. (What are you smoking and where can I get some?)
manowarplayer: 29
klarkinhistrep: 4
jttm: 5
skelebone: Seventeen.
CortexBomb: I don't think whithered spoons could do that...is this an obscure new branch of alchemy? If so, I like the direction it's taking
chaddyboy_2000: Probably around 8.