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¿Question #1275?
Bluenose: If Animals have rights, where's the fox that ate my cat?; I'm going to sue his arse off on her behalf...

Caerid: He's over there!
Steerpike.Instance: he's employed by Enron now and you can't touch him
Narl: Go for it, all the way to the supreme court.
Head_Rat: Animals have no rights... they all need eating!
vampywife: hehe...i think it's more the right not to be abused, etc. in fact, child abuse laws stemmed from such an issue.
virre: No Animals have rights from not being branded to be things by humans. Not the right *to be* human but the right to be animals, oh and alive
IanthePez: it's the circle of life
DHEK: The fox escaped, just like any other regular criminal. I'd suggest you lodge a police report and put up Wanted posters.
aleo09: i'll look out for him
One Fat Pug: I gave it a medal and am currently protecting it under the 'cat-devourers protection program'.
POvidiusNaso: Good luck squeezing blood from that rock...
purvisa: He's on the left
Elf__Man: The fox fled into Mexico... Good luck senior.
bigbadsteve: he is hiding in the bushes
W Eric Martin: I think he went under that bush over there.
FrozenHoHos: Eating green eggs and ham with that whiny character.
PsyJam: He was ripped apart by the bitches in the hunt.
brainrob: Ha ha
Tushratta: What about the fox's rights to at according to its instincts?
Belash: go for it
melissa: sorry to hear about your moggy
puffinge: sorry for your loss
scriptorum: Nonsensical. Norman, please coordinate.
Ludocrazy: It's living in that rotted out log about two blocks to the east of your house.
CharlieWonka: On the run
The Unbeliever: 42
TMJJS: no
skrutsch: I'm sorry to hear about your cat.
mandj2001: check the briar patch
bluebehir: Likely in his/her den.
Lord_Prussian: That fox jury is surely going to render a defendant's verdict, though, so not really worth the time and expense.
KnobDoctor: At the liposuction clinic.
snoozefest: dead
AWildEep: haha
dakarp: Oh, please. It was a cat--I say good riddance.
erli: There are more civil ways to resolve this. Personally, I'd do what the NRA recommends and take an AK47 up that fox's a**
xlorp: Wasn't that the cat that ate the canary?
leece: The fox that alledgedly consumed your 'purported' feline is currently part of a witness protection program.
batman: On a foxhunt
AlorielLelyn: Animals also have a right to eat. You should have kept your cat indoors if you didn't want it to be a possible snack for a fox.
gnomehome: Call Gaia
jimchris: Now this is a question I'd like to see answered...
-Johnny-: I don't get it.
GuyHill: In jail
djlg: It was the fox's right to eat a cat.
BobDodgerBlue: Animals don't have human rights
JoeSteadman: He is running an internet browser company
Flyspeck23: In the foxhole.
Jackwraith: In the henhouse
CDRodeffer: Going for the deep pockets, I see.
Blackwind: animal rights?
thoia: Probably out there exercising his right to feed.
ValJor: I don't think animals have enough rights to take them to court
chaddyboy_2000: Up your ass.
CortexBomb: One of the rights that animals have is the right to eat domestic creatures, for they are traitors
jttm: Animals do NOT have rights.
isolated: The fox is still in your house! GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!!!
skelebone: Over there --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->