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¿Question #1333?
shumyum: What's the funniest euphemism for "schlong"?

valzi: None of them are funny.
Felimid: Schwang!
the manatee: Purple-headed yogurt chucker.
joebelanger: Penis
kathleenryan: Why that would be "Schwantzer" of course.
Gecko23: Wedding Tackle?
Harkonnen13: Chowder cannon.
zombiegod: Pillock
parrais: John Thomas
ZeroZilla: Dunno, I don't find any of them that amusing... I mean, they're all MILDLY funny, but what good is that?
Great Dane: I thought it was a euphemism
bismarck1871: The Consultant.
msstep: weener
jredd: Can euphemisms have euphemisms?
tipigi: dumb stick
DHEK: Pffft... I'm sure there are plenty around and I've heard many funny ones... just can't decide of the few I've heard which is the funniest...
aleo09: not answering
POvidiusNaso: weiner
Ebon Wendigo: Schlong
Brentoon: trouser snake?
LordBobbio: I think schlong comes kinda close.
Greedo: "The Meat Whistle"
agnespoodle: Schlong is a euphemisim. Funniest euphemism of a euphemism? Breaching space-time there, pal.
slowcorner: Purple-helmeted soldier of love
cowdog: Pud
daveroswell: Mr One Eye
greglios: Lovetruncheon
bigbadsteve: that works
xandryyte: mule
FrozenHoHos: mayonaise cannon
Nekura: Actually, schlong is a pretty good one...
HarryFlashmanKBE: Fireman.
brainrob: Tadger
Loquutus: Schlittle, but only in certain cases.
MK-Ultra71: One eyed giggle snake
Kazin: Actually, the're not so funny.. more like laaame.
skrutsch: schlong
acetate3: Wang.
puffinge: chaddyboy
GrandpaDave: Pedro
jpkapps: This is a boardgame site!!
Mikebegeta: the twelve inch hot dog
Lord_Prussian: I believe that is a euphemism already and is pretty humourous all by itself.
Belash: i dunno
The Unbeliever: 42
scriptorum: I call it a shumyum.
Sceadeau: monchichi
ThatFalafelGirl: Li'l *insert owners name here*
mandj2001: wanker
2amp: aww, just watch the first 5 minutes of austin Powers 2
Ivan: "The General" or "The Tumescent Tube of Fire"
nexttothemoon: Skort I always thought was humorous...not that it has anything to do with schlong...except tangentially...mind wandering again.
snoozefest: cockzilla - that one's pretty funny
Jern: Who cares?
netfilterz: penis
Wintergoblin: wang wang
heli: male appendage
xlorp: Polyphemus
CameronL: Scepter of passion
Bearcat89: Trouser trout.
kennyb: too many to list
stephensj23: Pipe
HaoleBoy: dolphin
Cal Mac: John Thomas
Ludocrazy: Mr. Happy
Debate: red hot poker
tragicpoet: I still prefer schlong, though wang is a nice substitution
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
gnomehome: Schlong itself qualifies.
louiseh: What's a schlong? Is it a euphemism?
Cavedog_pdx: Tallywacker
jttm: Trouser snake
viogression: Florida
ynnen: A long series of quick cut edits from Austin Powers
Karlsen: One eyed trouser snake
Blackwind: what are you 12?
ValJor: tool
CDRodeffer: That isn't it?
chaddyboy_2000: Weiner.
skelebone: wangdoodle
CortexBomb: Cockzilla? Actually, I don't think that's a euphemism, but I just felt like typing it