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¿Question #1455?
Blackwind: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Hector Vortac: Shit for brains owl says 3. I'll bet that's how long he takes for sex, too.
Hendal: depends not all tongues are made alike
zxcv411: 364 on average
arkibet: 3
gmonk: All of them?
Evil Wayne: Tootsie? From the Facts of Life? Man, that's just *wrong*...
Tushratta: I wouldn't know; I'm a biter.
vandemonium: None. Crunch.
falloutfan: Three
Junichirou: Lick? We're supposed to lick them? I just crunch 'em, like the owl does.
sovSoyuz: seven. It it takes less, it aint' a true Tootsie pop.
ChukLife: Three, according to official word.
rgatti: There's a stick at the center of a Tootsie Pop. Why would you want to get there?
cgund: three
bismarck1871: According to a winged nocturnal predator of my acquaintance, three.
jedin: 2
darcyj2: 3
jannelle: Depends how much saliva and self control you have
DHEK: I don't know... Dozens, probably.
Cmot Dribbler: dunno, never counted
aleo09: depends on the tongue
POvidiusNaso: 110.
Leo-T: you need the surface area of the tongue inquestion, the temperature, and the applied force and duration of each lick.
waderam: One, two, *crunch*
Chrisrob: One if you use a hammer first
daveroswell: One twwoooooohooooo...threeeee.....CRUNCH! three.
hseldon: 3
corgigeneral: 4, 235
bigbadsteve: 3(if theyre big licks)
brainrob: A what?
TrimChris: Three. duh
Helenoftroy: The world may never know
Loquutus: 3
Hossen: 376 with no teeth, 3 if you bite.
orodreth: 42
Whirlinghurly: a whole bunch if you lick it
rawdawg: Small or large?
ctalbot: A lot.
ZombyDawg: 1, . . . 2, . . . 3, . . . CRUNCH!!! Oh darn!
Steve Leach: 3
cln777: The world may never know.
jellospike: Don't care
GrandpaDave: 3
Salt-Man Z: 3.
mrbeankc: 51...I actually counted once as a kid
Legend Dan: Three.
skrutsch: I don't know, but my students tried to count.
saulsehy: 3! duh.
The Unbeliever: 42
rdmasters: You'd have to ask him. But he might not answer such a personal question.
Belash: 125
meshuggener: 3,452
Magnus the Blue: Three, if I remember correctly (right Mr. Owl?)...
Lord_Prussian: More than I can count. Just one bite though.
chad56s: 12
dpuskas73: 3
SwedeLad: Go ask Mr. Owl.
GornTC: 3,752.
scriptorum: Three, dammit!
MisterCranky: If I hear you speak about my wife again in that fashion, I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks.
djlg: Depends on how hot your tongue is and what a tootsie pop is.
snoozefest: 1
Quest22: 3
batman: three, ask a hard one.
AWildEep: 2^123
Asmoridin: 378
LudesFactor: don't know ...
ValJor: 428. I counted
Wintergoblin: 2
puffinge: 17
Cromaa: The world may never know
Karlsen: What is this Tootsie Pop of which you speak?
kennyb: dont think my dentist would approve
isbert: everyone knows it's 3 (either that or Slinky)
jpact: Two.
AlorielLelyn: About 15-20 minutes of sucking...
gnomehome: One VERY big
Debate: What's a Tootsie Pop?
chaddyboy_2000: Over 1,000.
tragicpoet: eleventeen and a half
CortexBomb: More than I have patience for
jttm: 76
ScottBecker: 3 of course
BobDodgerBlue: There are some things man was not meant to know
skelebone: Three.
CDRodeffer: N-1
Spielfreak: 3
Blackwind: Lets find out.....