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¿Question #1638?
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: who is God ? and what were her greatest mistakes , name 3 ?
Svengaard: I'm not sure on the who part, but making gingers dependant on two recessive genes, not putting any valuable resources anywhere in our solar system, and making the duck-billed platypus would be the greatest mistakes.
magikmax: Alanis Morissette. Alanis, Now is the Time and Under Rug Swept were her biggest mistakes...
Randy Cox: If she is indeed God, can you really call tobacco, disease, and death mistakes?
dlaurent: fire ants, sarcasm, jelly fish
Narl: No mistakes. (S)he is flawless. The humans are having the mistakes.
ragados: life, the universe & everything
El Hidalgo: God is the I AM. Non-Sequitar!
cgund: ..
rsjrev: Dude/Dudette: Check your Hebrew genders.
Hector Vortac: God is who is. mistakes: 1) the appendix, 2) pomegranates, 3) styrofoam
DHEK: Who God is depends on what your religion is, or what you believe in, I suppose. As for what were the mistakes he made... I suppose that also depends on what you believe in.
aleo09: .
Penguin_Hatcher: good for you putting her instead of him. good for you.
Greedo: George Lucas is a god. Mistake 1 : Jar Jar Binks. Mistake 2 : Killing off Darth Maul. Mistake 3 : Inventing ewoks.
clcarcnlchrc: God does not make mistakes. HE is the creator of the universe and my Lord.
greglios: There is no god.
bigbadsteve: whoa, i totally agree with brian robson...scary
SisyphusX: God is relative and local. 1) Death. 2) Planned obsolesence. 3) Not including telepathy.
ZombyDawg: We are all jealous gods and we will tolerate no other gods!
Cromaa: God? Never heard of it.
_Kael_: [delete offensive answer] I don't believe in 1 god.
Znirk: "Who is this god person anyway".
PsyJam: This question presupposes that I believe there is a 'who' for 'god'.
Helenoftroy: mankind - that should cover it
WatchmanX2000: Thwog. Spilling the drink, not mopping it up, meddling afterwards.
brainrob: What have you been smoking?
parliboy: Miracle Whip, Koalas, and Making Herself the Wrong Gender.
Wiebel: The life, the universe and everything
Jula: God, Yahweh, is an omnipotent being. His mistakes were: Ants, my Brother, and .... hmm. My brother. >( He's so bad, he counts as two mistakes. Rawr! *fist-shakeage*
beakermyers: Ishtar the movie, the religious right, and Geoducks
GrandpaDave: I dunno
fizzix: Not sure but if there is the 3 greatest mistakes: sentient beings, polyester, and Peoria, IL
Mikebegeta: I fail to answer on grounds that my wife is in the room
POvidiusNaso: God's greatest mistake was making people think She exists.
erli: Isn't there a separation between religion and BGG?
divisionbyzorro: First, God is male. Second, He doesn't make mistakes. Third, next question!
Lord_Prussian: 42
puffinge: Is it the drugs, Bunny?
scriptorum: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I'm ZZZZZzzzzzz......
Belash: who is God?
ThatFalafelGirl: Who is this god person anyway?
KnobDoctor: Ann-Margaret. Static electricity, uvulas, and pocket fuzz.
MisterCranky: God is unknowable, and her greatest mistake was Creation, which encompasses the other two.
otrex: Allowing you to ask this question for one.
snoozefest: n/a
jimchris: Now this is a conundrum. I'm not all that sure that God is a 'who'. And to call anything a mistake implies a value judgement. Mistake by whose standards?
BobDodgerBlue: I AM, not a her, none
ValJor: There is no god, there has never been any. Now for the mistakes of *men* who claim to be directed by a god, boy, we could fill an encyclopaedia with those...
AlorielLelyn: Wouldn't that be Goddess? And I find it rather odd that you refer to God as a her when speaking of mistakes. I think the male image of God has quite a few mistakes under his belt, so stating "her" is kind of out of place. Are you trying to suggest that a male God could not make mistakes? Anyway, as to the mistakes of the Christian God (typically refered to as "he"), any contradiction in the bible (which there are too many to count) counts as #1, #2 that he has such an ego that he demands worship, #3 that he has laid out a system of laws/rules that is so easily exploitable that it has been thousands of times to date, by people who RUN the churches in his name...
ptper: no mistakes, except maybe letting Alaniss play Him/Her in Dogma
isolated: God is Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. And God doesn't make mistakes.
stephensj23: God is undefined. The gravitational constant is too small, Planck's constant too large, and the platypus.
DenverWolf: God is different for each and every person seeking the divine. In the very grand scheme of things, there is only one true "mistake" and that is failing to learn from your experiences.
EndersGame: God never makes mistakes.
gnomehome: TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY must be the biggest mistake.
tragicpoet: Women, Men, Mondays
chaddyboy_2000: God is the Christian God, and he doesn't make mistakes.
skelebone: God is a sock puppet, whose mistakes are long and varied.
jttm: Do the pretty colors call to you?
CortexBomb: Is Man a mistake of God's? Or is God a mistake of Man's?
CDRodeffer: Anyone deserving of the title God would, by definition, not make mistakes.
Blackwind: What's a god?