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¿Question #1723?
manowarplayer: What's the best joke you can think of? (Share it here)

Don T:
louiseh: What do you get if you cross an elephant with an aardvark? Elephant aardvark sine theta.
Woelf: A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.
aleo09: knock knock
jannelle: My best one is not appropriate to be posted lest youg eyes were to read it.
Alazabba: A old man goes to the doctor and says "I have a problem. I have a supermodel wife, billions, and a great house." Doctor replies "That's no problem!" Old man "It is if you can't remember where you live!"
atrium: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
MotUfan: (this is what came to mind...) How can you tell if a train's been by? They leave their tracks behind.
DHEK: The best joke I can think of is a dirty joke and moreover I don't it will be as funny if it's written down - it needs to be told in person.
_Kael_: Why can't you teach a blonde the Front Crawl? - She turns on her back as soon as she gets wet.
arkibet: Yesterday, a man walked into a bar. And it hurt.
Tina and Steve: An blonde girl was driving down interstate 80 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Joyce, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on interstate 80, Please be careful!" "It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's f*cking hundreds of them!"
Chris Page: "Make me an alligator sandwitch and make it ... ... right away."
scriptorum: Guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" The guy says, "I bet you I can piss in that shot glass on the other end of the bar." And the bartender says, "Excuse me?" The guy says, "I'll bet you $50 I can take a piss from this end of the bar into that shot glass on the other end of the bar." The bartender looks at the shotglass, then looks back at the guy. Then he reaches underneath the bar and pulls out a bat, which he swings at the guy's head. The guy falls off the stool, screaming, but the bartender jumps over the bar and keeps hitting him. Blood is spraying everywhere. The guy yells, "Stop, please, Christ! What the hell!" but the bartender keeps whacking him with the bat, breaking the guy's fingers, smashing his kneecaps, and repeated shots to the groin. Finally, the guy loses bladder control and urinates all over himself and on the floor, just an awful mess. The bartender straightens himself up, puts the bat down on the counter, and says calmly, "You owe me $10."
tdabomb: 2 guys walk into a bar, the other one ducks
brainrob: Too long
heli: too long to type here
KDSN: An Atom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What's wrong?" "I lost and electron," it replies. The bartender looks concerned and asks, "Are you sure?" The Atom looks up dejected, "Yeah I'm positive."
puffinge: Did you hear about Tom, Dick 'n Harry? His mother made him stop.
Loquutus: What do you call Santa's helpers?
davebo: What's brown and sticky? ----> A stick.
RandallPeek: I don't know any jokes
xlorp: Did you know there are three kinds of Ogres? Good Ogres, Bad Ogres and Mediogres.
consolewa: How do you put a gleam into a blonde's eye? Hold a flashlight up to her ear.
POvidiusNaso: My favorite is probably this one: "I've got a great knock-knock joke. Okay. You start."
GuyHill: no. Because you would die laughing
Thedalek: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. They set up their tents, talk, even make s'mores. After a while, decide it's time to go to sleep, and off they go. In the middle of the night, they hear a noise and are awakened. "Watson, look up. Look at the stars. What do they tell you?" Watson, ever eager to impress his mentor and companion, replied, "Well, judging by their intensity, I would say that the clear night sky indicates fair weather with very little chance of rain. Alternatively, knowing that tonight is the 6th of August, I could consult my star charts and tell you our exact location on the Earth. Or, if you were so inclined, I could read the astrological signs, and predict your very destiny. However, mostly, they tell me that mankind is but an insignificant speck in the vast cosmos of our universe. Why, what do they tell you?" "They tell me that someone has taken our tents," Holmes replied.
mrbeankc: Stop me if you heard this. Why did the Chicken cross....oh, you heard that one.
Mikebegeta: what do you call a fat woman with a yeast infection...a whopper with cheese.
CharlieWonka: See earlier question
davedanger: aka ta maka ne he me jaja bobo hehe - kaka lana dingo!
WasQ: ouch! I'm from Spain, so the joke was in spanish. But I share it anyway: - Follardo, Follardo. ¿Donde me llevas?... - Pero, si me llamo Eduardo. -¡Uy!¡En qué estaría yo pensando!
Majiken: I already did this one. Try something original, will ya?
ronster0: A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'
Lord_Prussian: A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
viogression: I have no sense of humor.
MisterCranky: A cheddar, a gouda, and a jack cheese were all standing at the bus stop waiting for a bus. It was a fromage a trois!
kennyb: a blond, A rabbi, a priest, an irishman and a saint bernard walk into the bar....the bartender looks up and says...is this some kind of joke?
ValJor: The one that ends with "Yes, but she's black". But it's rather long, I'm not in the mood for typing.
solove: A family walks into a talent agency.......... (I can't in good conscience print the joke here, but you'll find it on the net)
snoozefest: can't remember jokes
djlg: I can't tell you. Its killed 14 people already.
EndersGame: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says: "OK he's dead, now what?"
Oborro: Whats blue and f*cks old people? hypothermia
Salt-Man Z: Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
gnomehome: Sigh
chaddyboy_2000: Q: Why did manowarplayer cross the road? A: His dick was stuck in the chicken.
sos1: A rabbinical student named Cohen was researching his thesis topic ... ah, sorry, it's too long. Ask me next time you see me.
CDRodeffer: Sigh.
skelebone: We're all doing fine.
jttm: A man walks into a bar with a lump of bitumen in his hand. He says "Bartender, I'll have a beer... and one for the road."
Blackwind: Is this a two part answer?