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¿Question #1730?
manowarplayer: Star Wars Series: Best C-3PO line?

Narlgoth: Oh no!
zd00: I'm not a fan of Star Trek.
Woelf: Bite my shiny metal ass!
ricardofo: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1"
Jbrady: They are all bad
Blott: "I have decided that we shall wait here."
Jatoha: "let the wookie win"
axeme: No idea.
BloodyJack: No.
spacerx: "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
shteev: "Well, I'm not going that way! What makes you think there are settlements over there?" (R2D2 Bleeps) "Don't get technical with me!"
DHEK: You're blacklisted!
Chad Jensen: Oh, dear.
Brentoon: Translated: "Hey everyone, everyone, listen to my whistle!" *whistle* "Isn't that some tight shit?"
mrspank: Did he have any good ones?
SybotCB: Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough.
Chris Page: "This is another fine mess you've gotten me into, Stanley."
ZeroZilla: "How rude!" (in response to something that sounds like 'Ie Chuta!') a close second would be his for-Ewoks-only reenactment of the recent battles of the Rebels versus the Empire, complete with sound effects.
ZiggyZambo: It is against my programming to impersonate a deity.
Cut & Space: C-3PO lines are all bad...
bigbadsteve: my pants, what happened to my pants? r2, bring those back here
simonjauk: You'll be malfunctioning within a day you near sighted scrap pile
dmomo: R2, do you really think I don't have a heart?
Admiral Fisher: Didn't he do the Lumberjack Song? No? Well, he should have. That would have been much more interesting than anything else he said.
Nekura: What? Good heavens! I'm not gay, R2 - why would you even say that?
brainrob: NOOOOOO - not more Star What keich
KDSN: There isnt one
Kazin: I hate C3PO
stephensj23: And you said it was pretty...
LemonyFresh: Luke, please don't hit the turbo-boost button
SatanicEssence: Goodness Grascious Me
Loquutus: Why am I the gayest character in this whole film?
POvidiusNaso: "What message? The one you're carrying inside your rusty innards!"
Belash: i dunno
javelin98: You overweight lot of grease!
tomski: You motheaten clothpile (or similar)..... I'm BACKWARDS!"
mrbeankc: "I don't think he likes you at all....no I don't like you either."
Legend Dan: Oh dear.
2amp: another fine mess you got me into stanley
Bearcat89: Artoo! That is NOT my programming port!
AWildEep: beep beep
CapAp: "Thank The Maker". Because apparently, he was talking about DARTH FREAKING VADER.
Lord_Prussian: Beep, deep, duhroop, daloop? No, wait, that's R2D2.
erli: Oh dear!
skrutsch: I don't really remember, but I'll concur with Lyle and say "Oh, he excels at that, sir."
berserkley: "How rude!"
snoozefest: I don't memorize movie lines, but: beedeebeedeebee ... or is that Buck Rogers?
scriptorum: "That's right, I killed Jar Jar Binks and I'd do it again in a clockcycle."
MisterCranky: Hey doll, what's a nice DD-42 doing on a rock like this?
thoia: None.
BengalBandit: Oh, he excels at that, sir.
solove: You're playing the wrong message R2
djlg: That crunching sound he made when being destroyed.
ssmooth: "It's our lot in life."
puffinge: Have you seen Paul, R2?
fellonmyhead: "Aaaaaargh!"
isolated: Oh dear.
AlorielLelyn: How rude!
echoota: "How rude!"
tragicpoet: n/a
chaddyboy_2000: Lalala.
CDRodeffer: None come to mind
skelebone: Oh, diddlypoop.
Spielfreak: Fnord
gnomehome: Will you stop it, go find yourself a Star Wars Forum !
jttm: He tricked me into going this way.
Blackwind: You're intolerable!