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manowarplayer: Movie Quote Series: Best line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

alenen: "Tis a mere flesh wound!"
Phil Fleischmann: She's got huge... tracts of land!
MABBY: "I told them we've already got one."
Felimid: Too many to choose from. The Knights of Camelot song.
Spirit of 70: Run away! Run away!
Woelf: What are you doing in England?
pwilz: Just a little peril.
dorrdon: When I first moved here all there was was swamp. All the other kings said I was daft to build a castle in the middle of a swamp, but I did it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one, it sank into the swamp too, the third one burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up, and that's what you're going to get lad, the strongest castle in these Isles.
jessitron: Consult the book of armaments!
ZeroZilla: Crowd yammering: Churches, chuches! Very small rocks...
tibbs2: Bring me a shrubbery.
the bored gamer:
Polgara: the swallow air speed bit
nix342: "What's it gonna do? Nibble your bum?"
Chris Page: The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
jannelle: Sir Robin, Sir Robin... he bravely ran away
mantovani: "Camelot is a silly place. Let's not go there."
shteev: "... and that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped."
Lobosolo: Ni!
McHaka: Blue... NO!
DHEK: The part about the peasant complaing that he's being suppressed or something by King Arthur (he doesn't believe that the guy is King Arthur), which ends in a frustrated King Arthur screaming "Bloody peasant!".
POvidiusNaso: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
mspacman: 'Are you sure you've got one? Yes sir, it's very nice'
mabed2798: "Always look on the bright side of life," Life of Brian - the Crucified.
Ebon Wendigo: I'm not dead yet.
skars: Naughty, naughty Zoot! *shiver*
Sigisgrim: It's just a flesh wound.
agamemnon25: He bravely ran away...
bigbadsteve: its been too long since i last saw it.
W Eric Martin: We already have one!
mooka: Some call me...Tim.
brainrob: I fart in your general direction
dbmurph22: the knights who up until most recently said Ni
vampywife: When they are trying the witch, the guy says he was turned into a newt, which he clearly was no longer and says "I got better"
Favre4MVP: Bring out your dead.
Grizzley91: Don't you oppress me!
Critical Mass: God: Course it's a good idea
BrokenNails_NZ: A duck?
Tushratta: "You tit!"
Loquutus: Five, sir!
ZombyDawg: Run away!
ErisQuilty: What, the curtains?
Evilnames: Ni!
Belash: sorry. i don't know
skrutsch: I'm not dead yet.
Lord_Prussian: The coconuts
CharlieWonka: Fetch me a shrubbery
heli: way too many to choose from, how about "she's got huuuuge tracts o' land"
AWildEep: Bring us a Bonzai (Japanese version)
familygaming: "We've already got one!"
Gecko23: 'Help! Help! I'm being repressed!'
bluebehir: Red, no blue!
mandj2001: "Bring me a shrubbery." and "I fart in your general direction!"
sifu-uk: We jump out of the rabbit...
djlg: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
viogression: It's only a model.
snoozefest: ?
Karlsen: Fetche la vache!
melissa: We are the Knights who say Ni.
IngredientX: "Good idea, O Lord." "Of course it's a good idea!"
scriptorum: "I've had worse."
Nomadik: On Second thought, Camelot is a silly place
MisterCranky: "I got better!"
toulouse: Just a rabbit.
xlorp: Help. I'm being oppressed!
2amp: any taunt
Wintergoblin: "Tis but a flesh wound"
solove: I fart in your general direction
Tim Synge: "There are some who call me .... Tim."
UhhhClem: "I may never get laid, but at least my fake English accent is almost credible."
nm156: What, the curtains?
Ryno8: I got betta'
Windopaene: Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up...
dakarp: very small rocks
Bozzutoman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.
m_r_tyler: Five is right out!
chaddyboy_2000: Lalalala.
sos1: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.
CDRodeffer: Sigh.
skelebone: Noo.
Spielfreak: Too many to mention. "It's only a scratch" "Someday son, all this will be yours. What, the curtains?"
netfilterz: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry...
jttm: That depends. African or European swallow?
gnomehome: Too many to choose from.
Blackwind: How do you know he's a king? He hasn't got shit all over him.