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¿Question #1825?
dbmurph22: Back alley.....Cliff and Norm fighting Kramer and Newman...nude and no weapons ---> who wins and why?

TheGrimReeple: Everyone loses. Especially the audience.
TheNameWasTaken: Who are these people?
ocdspectrum: Easy. Kramer Dominates the Dojo.
zeotter: Don't know I would turn around and walk away
Narlgoth: Me, I kicked Norm in the happy sacks and shot the others with my Handgun. Rules of the alley; there are no rules.
Skwib: The live studio audience.
fedspaz: Cliff & Norm. Cliff will bore them to death with his stories. Plus, there's now way Newman would attack a fellow postal worker.
Woelf: Cliff and Norm, no contest. Does it really need to be explained?
Cringing Dragon: Norm throws Kramer and Newman ove rthe Cliff.
pwilz: Cliff and Norm are mean Boston drunks. Kramer and Newman are whiney and neurotic New Yorkers.
sirjeyhmis: I don't hang around long enough to find out.
MamaRat: Cliff is an idiot, whereas Newman is devious. And Norm is fat and lazy, whereas Kramer is a spaz. So I'd say Kramer and Newman have it in the bag.
DominoDave: Cliff and Norm, Cliff lulls them into a stupor, then Norm sits on them!
hob69: Oh, it's really got to be Kramer and Newman here. Kramer's good too much frantic energy to really be stopped, even by Cliff's incessant droning. I reckon Newman is just too fundamentally angry to hold very much back either, and Norm is really just likely to keel over at the first sign of real trouble. No contest here, I think.
Roosterfish: I tasted bile
vandemonium: They'd all sit down for a beer first and three and half hours later would forget they were supposed to be fighting.
tofuji: with that image in our heads, nobody wins
Megadev: Kramer and Newman. Kramer would call upon the reserves of stregnth that Stanley Spudowski felt when he finally found his mop in UHF.
Ardos: gross
ZeroZilla: Norm could take Newman, I'm sure of it. However, as he's the only one of them with any spark of real vitality, I think Kramer could whup the lot of them, by himself... but especially if he had help in tying up one of his opponents (i.e. Newman keeps Norm occupied, while Kramer dispatches Cliff, then rounds on the final foe).
bigbadsteve: eww, mental picture
DHEK: The world loses. Nobody wins when naked guys get into a fist fight.
Benzebub: Kramer and Newman. Because I'd expect them to be in a nude back alley fight.
themagni: I'd win, because I'd tape it all and sell it on eBay.
vampywife: Kramer & Newman would win because Kramer is so crazy he would freak the others out and cause them to give up.
schmidt_a: Everyone wins when people are naked!
monkeyrobot: Cliff and Norm win. The clue is they are undressed
POvidiusNaso: Newman and Kramer. Newman evil.
aleo09: kramer and newman, b/c kramer has all those crazy moves, and cliff/norm never seemed to get off a barstool.
GrandpaDave: Who?
consolewa: Mmm... Norm nude.
tdyck: Cliff and Norm hang around Carla. Kramer and Newman are yuppie wusses. So Cliff and Norm.
jeffwolfe: The people who don't have to watch it win
jeanvabu: Cliff and Norm--- they're just more streetwise--- is there a back alley at the Bull and Finch?
produceguy1765: drunks have the edge
Blacknightjj: kramer and newman, they are crazy and the the other two are drunks
HScottBuck: Kramer
franklincobb: We all lose.
brainrob: Pass me the barf bag ...
Shotmagnet: Kramer and Newman, Cliff passes out and Norm claims immunity as a postal worker. Newman could, too, but doesn't care
Helenoftroy: Not the spectators
Kazin: Nude? Ok, that's it, I'm out.
ZombyDawg: I win for not watching.
confuse_a_cat: no one wins, and especially none of the spectators
Unitbuster: Ugh, I'll tell you who loses: anyone who witnesses it. Three words: scarred for life
tim-pelican: Cliff, Norm, Kramer and Newman nude - I think it's fair to say that everyone else loses.
kimapesan: That's just... too awful to even picture! AGH! Now I have to go clean my eyes out with Clorox...
mrbeankc: Kramer and Newman would fight dirty so they win
sourwyrm: kramer and newman
Reloaded: Kramer and Newman... actually just Kramer, use you imagination and you'd see why. :)
skrutsch: They all lose because fighting is for losers.
arkibet: Norm is the last one standing, because he's got a cause... beer! Everyone else will fall.
darthcliff: Ach! My mind's eye has gone blind!!!
dakarp: no one who has to watch.
AWildEep: cliff and norm. Newman is scared of facts, and norm woudl hulk up if he didn't have a beer
Randy Cox: Draw. Norm sits on Kramer; Newman sits on Cliff. Nothing happens.
Belash: cliff and norm as they'd probably be drunk and be able to last longer... no pain
dietevil: No one wins... all those skanky men nude? Ewwwwww
rbowling: Kramer and Newman hands down (unless maybe there were beers on the line, then Norm would become a force to be reckoned with). Otherwise, Cliff would think he knew an unstoppable move that wouldn't work at all, you know Newman is a dirty fighter and Kramer is a karate master.
HappyProle: Cliff and Norm. Drunken Fat Fighters. Plus I think Kramer and Newman would spook easily.
Sceadeau: Cliff and Norm, obviously. Newman is probably the dirtiest, but Kramer would be off somewhere and Cliff/Norm can take anyone 2:1.
Lord_Prussian: Kramer and Newman hands down.
tragicpoet: No one, that image could trigger armageddon
heli: nobody. Kramer & Newman run away and the other two are too drunk to catch them.
2amp: ewww, yuck!
scriptorum: Everyone loses in this scenario.
snoozefest: cliff/norm - kramer is more likely to hurt his own team
Asmoridin: Ugh.. my eyes... I'll go with Cliff and Norm though.
djlg: Who are Cliff, Norm, Kramer & Newman? WWF? Gamers? Hairdressers? No one wins because they all die.
puffinge: Thanks for putting that picture in my mind.
Drewcooter: Is it to the death?
Edbryan: Newman and kramer, Newman is vicious bastard, and cliff would be a turncoat
UhhhClem: Kramer could take Cliff and Norm by himself.
isolated: Norm passes out right away, he's too drunk. Cliff clocks Newman. But Kramer grabs a dead rat and feeds it to Cliff. Kramer wins.
chaddyboy_2000: Garfield the cat.
BaSL: what are you thinking? Cliff & Norm will win
gnomehome: You like that, don't you, naked men fighting ?
jttm: Cliffy and Norm. Cliff knows karate!
Spielfreak: The CHEERS guys, as Cliff, like all letter carriers, has pepper spray (even while nude).
Blackwind: wow...dumb question.
CDRodeffer: Kramer & Newman would kick Cliff's & Norm's butts.
skelebone: The American public is the winner, but only if all those concerned are dead.