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¿Question #184?
Latria: Would you rather have one GIANT testicle, or 20 mini testicles?

mattomaw: Whichever Shea says is the best.
BOBBYCAN: Nope.
oldhoss: That guy with the twenty GIANT testicles is sure feeling left out.
pricero1: One of the questions that made GeekQuestions what it is...
pwilz: I don't eat Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Woelf: Either way you're guaranteed to get your own show on TLC.
jesb: Aw man. Can I have neither please?
Felimid: Neither.
bcooperok: This question makes me uncomfortable. Can't I go back to talking about burying hookers in the desert?
Mindraker: I am quite happy with my 2 normal sized ones...
Silage: Hey, have you been peeking in the showers?
kathleenryan: Would the 20 minis be on 10 men?
atrium: How big is the giant one? Does it affect how I walk? Would I need prescription pants?
Prodromoi: Depends. How hungry am I?
adamknight: My wife keeps on telling me that size doesn't matter, so I guess I will go with 20 minis!
aleo09: cmon
42ndSSD: Trick question, you can't have one without the other.
DHEK: Ohhhkkkaaayyy... Well, ummm... I think the 20 mini ones sounds more manageable.
elirlandes: Oh for fuck's sake.................
ACK ACK: tes-ti-KLEES rolls off the tongue better (literally and figuratively)
Penguin_Hatcher: wouldnt 20 mini ones hurt more?
minordemon: 20
biggdork: 20 mini. Probably a lot less grazes.
mpw182: 20 minis, lots of backups in case of cancer
Greedo: Damn... repulsive... I can't even imagine which would be worse. Good question.
Ebon Wendigo: Neither
domcrap: I have three and I'm satisfied.
bigbadsteve: hey beavis, latria said testicle. huh huh huh
taragalinas: I'd go with the minis. That way, if you lose one it's not such a big deal...
FrozenHoHos: Strength in numbers
heli: I guess the mini ones because there's much better redundancy there.
dragonewtking: I'll just keep the two, thanks
vampywife: I would rather not have any, thanks!
midnightfaerie: 20 mini, that way i could name them all.
SkyBry: 20 mini.
RyanMC: um... 2 normal sized ones is my preference...though I did meet a kid with 3 once
Hossen: The twenty if could choose how many go off at a time to provide repeat trips to the promised land.
jasta6: what would you want?
RealBadMoFo: 20 mini
Felicity: err 2 please
brainrob: I'm happy as I am, thank you very much
fFish: I hope this question is hypothetical!
Cyren: um I'll stick with having none thanx lolz
Loquutus: Where did you get all these testicles to hand out?
puffinge: ewwww and is Tang searching for his missing questions? Stay tuned!
jttm: Uhhh... I don't really eat testicles...
ZombyDawg: Stop it. Neither is an improvement on the design I went with in the first place. But definitely not the GIANT one.
Karlsen: LOL - Give me the 20 minis thanks
GrandpaDave: The two I have are pretty good.
POvidiusNaso: I'd trade both my testicles in for two tentacles.
CharlieWonka: Neither thanks
2amp: i'm happy as is, thanks anyway
Lord_Prussian: No
Ravsitar: Ummmm. Neither sound convient.
scriptorum: Jesus Christ! Although I find this question amusing and possible enlightening, what on bloody Earth does this have to do with BoardGameGeek? Furthermore, I'm not sure, are the mini testicles clumped together and touching, or will I have then on my shoulders and elbows and such?
AWildEep: hahha what the.
Igmatto: 20 mini testicles
e.c.r.: one
yossarians: hmmmm they both sound so alluring
mandj2001: 20 minis....size doesn't matter, right??
Sceadeau: Dude. 20 mini testicles would rock. Less likely to get injured, heh.
boneroller: Depends on what the recipe called for.
snoozefest: eww
Windopaene: I'm pretty full right now, but thanks for asking...
sumo: Are the 20 going to be on my forehead?
jimchris: Quite a hypothetical situation.
davedaring: how about 10?
jpotell: that's just nasty
AlorielLelyn: I would rather have no testicles thank you...being female and all. And honestly, I would not want to be near someone with one giant one, or 20 mini ones....
GuyHill: I prefer 2 normal-sized ones
Ebonwoulfe: I imagine that 20 minis would get in the way a lot less often...
wiz8mom: Weird. One giant one would look ridiculous, but the 20 minis would creep me out. Kind of like how spiders have multiple eyes. Gross.
Bigland: People keep telling me I AM a giant testicle.
CDRodeffer: 20 mini, I suppose?
P.O.G.G.: if the minis are in in one normal sized scrotum, then that would probably be alright, if they each had their own, then the GIANT one because it would be eaiser to deal with through surgery if need be
Bluenose: Can I choose who I take them from?
Blackwind: gimmie the Giant baby!
onky: 20 mini's of course
chaddyboy_2000: 20 mini testicles. That way I have 19 spares.
davidme: I'd rather have the mini pearls.
Cavedog_pdx: Whichever turns you on more, babe!
djlg: No thanks.
scribidinus: I suppose the cost of a vasectomy on 20 minis would be 5 times greater than the standard issue of 4. 4 is normal isn't it, guys? Or am I the only...
darthcliff: That would be a crappy roll on the treasure table . . . .
netfilterz: No thank you.
BobDodgerBlue: Weird question
Eric Haas: Say what?
disclamer: When I had my vasectomy, I got a blood clot and one of my testicles swelled to the size of a tangerine.
jaredh: neither, gross.
louiseh: Mini testicles are tastier. Giant ones are difficult to cook evenly.
Shakar: What's the pro & the con?
seanp: You have a strange little mind. 20.
queequeg: neither
hooded_paladin: Eww. Go with the one, but EWW.
Chris Tettamanti: Giant
Gelatinous Goo: a friend of mine had the one giant one, then he got it drained and they installed a valve with some tubes and we called him bagpipes after that--I'll take the 20 nuts
MisterCranky: Well, now I'm definitely leaning toward Joe Gola.
Scott Tepper: You mean on one person, or spread amongst several?
seppo21: Well, all things are relative. As long as the rest of the plumbing is functioning all right and the sperm are doing their job, it doesn't really matter.
Flyspeck23: 20 mini. I guess one GIANT testicle would look even more ridiculous.
TamiWhitsett: I'd rather have no testicles, thank you very much.
melissa: Neither. Please.
statonv: Ack...since I'm a girl...NEITHER
tragicpoet: 20 Minis
Lardarse: Just the one, please. There's more space down there...
janiera: Neither
shumyum: I didn't know minis had testicles!
HBGlover: Excellent question. As far as usefulness, I think it more likely that one of the 20 mini testes would function properly. As a matter of taste, I think one giant testicle is more appealing.
EYE of NiGHT: One GIANT testicle. Have you tried scratching a 1 in 20 mini testicle?
dietevil: N/A
Reloaded: Wow... good question! One giant nut, 20 mini would look weird IMHO.
IngredientX: One giant testicle. But only if it spoke.
Ripkil: that's horrible..
ejmowrer: Um.... 20 minis I guess.... you need help.
nix342: 20 mini's
solove: One giant one, would you like to be kicked in 20 mini ones?
Ryno8: 20 minis.... girls think small is cute.... dont they?
Donkey Thong: on me or just to play with?
Claytonius Maximus: Too late.
PopeBrain: 20 little ones, especially if you could line them up in your asscrack for protection.
ValJor: I'm quite happy with the ones I have...
skelebone: Probably the smaller ones, so that I could still get around.
CortexBomb: It's impossible to adequately communicate how much this question disturbed me
Geosphere: As part of me, or in a jar on my desk?
gnomehome: So tell me, what's your problem then ?
Jon_1066: Minis
Debate: the minis, definitely
Septic: minis, for built in redundancy.