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¿Question #1856?
isolated: Is that tree staring at me?

Phil Fleischmann: No, but the guy in the tree is.
Caerid: Have you ever tried to see, with eye's hidden in the trees?
kathleenryan: Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Hendal: pass the pipe bogart
Felimid: Yes. Don't make any sudden moves. It's armed with 7000 AK-47s, each one pointed right at your funny bone.
DaGen: Yes! But its been staring at me too, so dont get your hopes up.. They re the worst kind, you know .. slut trees ..
Smurfy 0151: You know it. You oughta go screw it's whole day up! Go on, man! I got your back, dude!
vandemonium: That's no tree that is Wandlimb the lightfooted alert Treebeard!
jasta6: No, it's looking at you wife..................................
MGBM: It's a ducktree
ZeroZilla: Reminds me of Bill Cosby's bit about drug-enduced paranoia
Ardos: Stab its eyes out then!
ronster0: depends on the drugs your on
Linkyboy23: Yes, and it appears that I am that tree
xianrotide: I bet it's asking the same question of you.
Keonyn: Oh, it's doing more than just staring
mrsgottrocks: No. The world does not revolve around you. It is staring at me. And Yes, it does revolve around me.
themagni: Yeah, he's checking you out...and sprouting wood.
Chad Jensen: That's funny; it's wondering the exact same thing about you.
DHEK: Yes. In fact, its branches and roots are inching closer and closer to you as I speak right now...
Brentoon: No....thats me!
POvidiusNaso: They don't have eyes.
minordemon: No, it's just the leaves
tdyck: pshaw
Geosmores: no at me
MightyMike: yes, watch out for that left hook
ickebeebon: _> _> TREE!!!!
KentuckyKid: No, it is barking at you. OK, that's not funny...
Karmic_devil: is it a heart tree?
rawdawg: not its staring at me, im the good lookin one!
Nman83: If it is, what is it thinking?
vampywife: i think it is
eschaton1000: Yes.
FrozenHoHos: It's also barking at you.
brainrob: Inane again
WatchmanX2000: No. Yes. No, pay no attention to the tree.
LemonyFresh: No
locusshifter: Yes...
Loquutus: No, trees are much more polite than that.
KompaNanzi: Probably
hibikir: yes. Don't turn around, or it'll try to eat you
dietevil: No, you're just paranoid
Maus: Only if you are out in a cabin in the back woods.
jellospike: Yes, and he's coming for you tonight, when you'll be asleep
GI Joe: If you think so, I'd seek professional help.
GuyHill: no. But the rose bush is
xlorp: Don't worry; its bark is worse than its bite!
skrutsch: yes
GrandpaDave: No
Thedalek: Depends. Have you taken your meds?
Legend Dan: Staring AND plotting. You'd better move fast, man.
sourwyrm: yes
Android: Noooo...
Lord_Prussian: Yes
erli: Yes and it wants to stick itself up your butt
Mease19: probably
rdmasters: Yes. Furthermore, it has been following you for the past 15 miles across the moors.
Ludocrazy: No
The Unbeliever: 42
Wernazuma: if you smoked pot, sure!
darthcliff: Yes. It will start chasing you soon.
BaSL: turn around slowly... now walk away... slooooowlyyy...RUN!
Belash: yes
Shakar: Yes, and it's hungry.
2amp: no, i believe they're staring at me. as soon as i turn around, they drop more leaves / gum-balls / limbs onto my yard.
stephensj23: No
ThatFalafelGirl: yes
scriptorum: Yes, but it won't bother you if you leaves.
Sceadeau: No, but I think it may be eyeing me.
SwedeLad: Yeah... want me to kick its ass for you?
Karlsen: Oh yes
HappyProle: Why don't you ask it your questions and save us all the trouble?
snoozefest: yes. it's gonna get you.
Quest22: No. You are just crazy (actually, it is the small bush over there, slightly behind the tree that is staring)
MisterCranky: Why yes, I think so. No, it's looking just past you, at that cute little sapling. What a pervert.
jmagnini: if its the only tree staring at you, does it make a sound?
LudesFactor: yep
Bearcat89: Non.
netfilterz: beh
Solamar: Yes
djlg: Yes. Go headbutt it.
midgetsrawk: yes, you should kill it
Fa�l: No it's staring at the sea
puffinge: Trees can't see uknow.
Komodo: Yes
CDRodeffer: Yes
alfredhw: Not *that* one, no
dakarp: Yes. It is planning to strangle you when you look away, so, whatever you do, don't look away!
ptper: not if he's about to leaf :)
AlorielLelyn: Actually, I think it is. Wait, that's not a tree. That's a man-eating carnifern from the planet Zorg. RUN!
chaddyboy_2000: No.
CortexBomb: No, but it is staring, which is disturbing enough
Magnus the Blue: No, it is staring at that much cuter & thinner tree behind you...
skelebone: I think it's looking for a fight, better not look it in the eye.
fellonmyhead: No, it's just barking at you.
Spielfreak: Please leaf it alone
gnomehome: You need the following course : 'How to recognize different types of tree from quite a long way away'
Blackwind: trees dont have eyes
jttm: No no, the coffee mug is staring at you. Beware the coffee mug!