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¿Question #1878?
puffinge: What's your favorite pick-up line?

Woelf: "I don't like sand."
Felimid: '49 or '61?
aetwitch: You had me at 42
kathleenryan: When I was single, I'd be out walking (I still walk daily) and if I'd see a guy out walking too if he'd say hi, I'd say hi too and then if he continued to talk to me I'd just initially ask if he saw something that I found of interest that morning; aren't the waves, color of the sea, etc. spectacular? If he stopped to talk for awhile then I'd introduce myself.
Jrtolf: Tundra or F-150?
hob69: Hey, good lookin', what you got cookin'... no, not really, but it's a bit of genius rhyming, 'aint it?
Frubgarde: "Open wide for the Purple King".
bane221: Ya got any Scottish in ya? Do you want some?
Narlgoth: I'm pretty blunt, so my pick-up line is generally along the lines of "hey, you're pretty cute; can I have your phone number?". The worst they can do is say no! :- D
ASFalcon13: I'm a rock star, wanna go out with me? (Yes, I've used that one successfully!)
Gamegrunt: My, aren't we the pretty one...hehehe!
ZiggyZambo: Girl you smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.
mikesheley: Are you from Tennesse? Cuz you're the only ten I see!
chockle: "I'm Josh Adelson. Let's bone!"
KnobDoctor: Pardon me, are those Bugle Girl jeans?
matthan: Are you on fire?
Brentoon: Would you like to come back to my place, hop in the freezer, wait a few hours and then I'll eat you?
DHEK: I don't use any pick-up line. I don't have any favorites either.
kuchick: "So.. what are you reading right now?" swear to god.. granted, I read interesting books.. but we can talk about that AFTER you buy me a drink.
mike86: When I was single...
aleo09: does heaven know your missing
Kibbersdog: How'd you get through security? ...'cause you're the bomb!
xlorp: Hi, my name's (insert name here). What's yours?
goon: have you got any irish in you? errr no. do you want some?
Leo-T: Can I buy you a Ferrari?
MaksimSmelchak: Do you have need of pick-up lines?
SisyphusX: "Can you help me pick up the game now?"
Dale of the Bow: How about a game of scratch and tickle?
Dorque: I can lick my eyebrows.
vampywife: hey baby, wanna wrastle? or if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
jcarvin: Please pick up our drinks and get them off the game table.
brainrob: have never used one
interhawk: the one that remains unsaid
jasta6: did you drop that dear?..............................................................................get it!
fFish: I once did very well with something pithy about the work of Terry Pratchett (In line to get one of his novels signed ;p). Otherwise it's just anything situationally amusing.
KDSN: The one that works
Loquutus: Is your name Sonja? Would you like to play Memoir 44?
LemonyFresh: Your legs must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all night.
DaGen: 'hi'
POvidiusNaso: "Your legs must be tired, 'cuz you've been running through my mind all day." Or "That's a nice shirt. It'd look great crumpled up in the corner of my bedroom."
red turtle: Would you like fries with that?
Larry Chong: Hi, my name's Larry.
beakermyers: Can I pick you up?
scriptorum: I don't use pick up lines, I just ooze charm. Or I ooze sweat. Something is oozing, and it's not pretty.
snicholson: Hi, I'm Scott.
Tushratta: Mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?
michaeldavidcox: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
KineticKill: Ya, I make a lot of money.
Hawklord: Hey, doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you come with me -- I'm from another planet.
Mike A: Who needs lines? I just walk into the room.
Cavedog_pdx: Hi I'm Nate what's your name?
Zen Postman: Could you get that for me? I dropped it.
sourwyrm: i'm a race car driver, baby
Mrcalcman: Did you fall from heaven, cause I think I've seen an angel.
ssmooth: We must stop meeting like this
AWildEep: A rabbi, a priest and a....
djlg: The line from the headlight to the taillight, just below the driver's side door handle.
davidme: "Man, it hurts my back picking up all this litter from the side of the road. Can we go back to the jail, Warden?"
heli: don't really have one, but seem to remember this one: did you wash your pants with Windex? because I can see myself in them. ;)
arkibet: Hi, my name is x. What's your name?
mrbeankc: Hi, I'm very rich
Sceadeau: I like your smirk
abimilech: If I said you had a beautiful body would you slap me?
Lord_Prussian: C'mon baby, give me some sugar!
thoia: "Hey baby, I see you checkin' out the goods. You want some of this? Get over here B*TCH!" Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
skrutsch: Want some candy little girl?
tragicpoet: That thing got a Hemi?
snoozefest: let me show you my grande tower
Randy Cox: Wanna play a game?
melissa: Did the kids have a good day today? I'll take them home now.
Ryno8: How do you want your eggs tomorrow morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?
Bearcat89: Honey...the kid's are sleeping...WINK, WINK.
dakarp: Hi.
2amp: never used any
ValJor: The one about Q-Tips. Oh, sorry, that's the answer for another question...
kennyb: hi baby...whats your sign...slippery when wet?
MisterCranky: What's a featureless black pawn like you doing in a sheep hex like this?
gnomehome: Could you please pick that up ? Thanks.
CDRodeffer: Sigh.
Gelatinous Goo: I've been specially trained to sniff out explosives and (sniff, sniff) baby, you're dynomite!
puffinge: Show me Uranus.
TakeMeToYourLizard: Would you like a raisin? How about a date?
jttm: I find that growling (and winking) always works. *grrrrrrrrrrrr*
skelebone: I just made a doodie... in my pants.
AlorielLelyn: None of them
Spielfreak: "Do you have a Hemi?"
Blackwind: Hi, I'm married.
chaddyboy_2000: Wanna pee?