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¿Question #1888?
isolated: What is the stupidest super power to have?

rutherford82: A super sense of smell.
frumpish: Aquaman
the manatee: One of the Wild Cards books had somebody named something like Nova Lad. He could make the sun go nova at will. Once.
Woelf: What does Aquaman have? That.
Felimid: "I have the power -- to fart in your general direction"
Spirit of 70: A power that only works while you're sleep walking.
Upthemoonladder: Ask Captain Hindsight!
jmsmith2434: Spontaneous combustion
ajax013: super-tasting. (ask John Lee)
Phil Fleischmann: Of the ones that have actually been depicted in comic books and the like, probably shrinking. To make one up, how 'bout: the power to see through frosted glass as if it were clear glass.
yoacusna: The ability to hiccup at will.
savantt: The Power to Explode, violently, and fatally. Or, ala 'Paranoia', the power to set yourself on fire...
manutd03: the ability to not see through walls
pwilz: I can shrink to the size of an ant, and I retain my normal human strength. Oh! Well! I guess that gives you a big advantage over all the othe ants!
galenochfarlig: Extreme hindsight.
Burnham: the Punisher's. His superpower is that he uses guns!
matteo310: always roll 6 on dices. Definately breaks every game with dices.
dfniii: Super Stupidity?
tsievers: "Earwig Power"
ZeroZilla: Probably something passive, like super hearing.
aleo09: flame
DHEK: Stinkbomb farts, for overpowering bad guys (and unfortunately, the good guys in the process as well) without causing any harm so that they can face justice!
Tegre: Ask Aquaman.
Azzarc: Finger counting
mpw182: The power to be invisible, but only when no one is looking at you
dralius: Really bendy thumb
ZiggyZambo: Superhuman thirst for knowledge
Ebon Wendigo: The ability to change the color of something
GrimJester: I think they did this in a movie, or was it a TV show, perhaps a comic book, or RPG.
SisyphusX: Underwater breathing.
vampywife: i'm going to go with stretch
XenoMaster: A detachable finger
jasta6: World annihilation....................................................................
chargetheguns: super subs
Deeghter: X-ray view in a glass labyrinth!
Platinum Dragon: The stupidest superpower ever belongs to 'The Almighty Bruce' of The Injustice League.
brainrob: Self flagellation
ZombyDawg: Meat vision
cerulean: talking to squirrels
BoBoPrime: Snot manipulation
bigbadsteve: A bionic nose
ecasco_online: U
Unitbuster: The ability to talk to fish (aquaman). Or, how about Daredevil's power? He went blind. Dude musta been standing at the BACK of the line when they handed out powers.
MochaKimono: MEATVISION!
GI Joe: Telepathy
Kyleroconnor: proper diction
erli: The ability to answer "42" to every GeekQuestion
notquitekarpov: x-ray vision
XanderF: Control over worms. Not the ability to make them stronger, mind you - or resistent to sunlight. Just control them. Yeah. That's pretty stupid. http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/supers.html
skrutsch: Have you seen Whose Line Is It Anyway? There are just too many too choose from.
POvidiusNaso: The ability to make yourself deaf for 1 whole second once a day.
Topdecker: Owning a third eye to direct traffic when excreting. You asked, no apologies forthcoming...
sourwyrm: repel females
CharlieWonka: Being able to make rain - you'd just get wet
ssmooth: Super stupidity
heli: invisibility seems rather problematic -- did you read H.G. Wells' THE INVISIBLE MAN?
kennyb: super farts
The Unbeliever: 42
dr glaze et al: Whatever Aquaman does.
deadkenny: Stretch
Redneon: Breathing underwater.
dakarp: Smells-like-onions-man
Otterdance: Burning eyes: You can make your own eyes catch fire.
2amp: Captain Obvious: points out things we already know
Sceadeau: Invisible guy, only when no one is looking.
Lord_Prussian: The ability to answer geekquestions in a single bound.
mandj2001: Sinus-Sucking-Tractor-Beam
Belash: the power of impotence
CapAp: The power to shrink oneself to the size of a small child
snoozefest: aquaman's
scriptorum: Ability to shape change into your twin.
MisterCranky: That's easy. Matter-Eater Lad's.
toulouse: Tattooing
Quest22: Turning into various forms of water
UhhhClem: Watch enough Harvey Birdman and that question becomes "how high is up?"
xlorp: Can make really bitchin' oatmeal raisin cookies.
puffinge: Teleportation of farm animals
djlg: The power to fall asleep unexpectedly.
Flyspeck23: Invisibility. Because you'd be blind.
Wintergoblin: speed
Cavedog_pdx: Being able to change the color of your urine.
Bearcat89: Wonder Twin powers activate!
CDRodeffer: Being a really good roller skater.
Blackwind: All super powers are stupid...CAUSE THEY AINT REAL!
Dave: Leave AquaMan be already!
AlorielLelyn: The ability to change your eye color at will....
shawn_low: Light emitting bubbly thingees...think Jubilee.
jttm: X-ray vision. But only for guy's pants.
gnomehome: The power to change the color of a meeple to purple stripes
stephensj23: Plastic man's power was pretty lame.
CortexBomb: Able to Eat Small Ant Hills in a Single Bite?
skelebone: Really warm hands.
chaddyboy_2000: Power to pee.
Spielfreak: Hot Lava Breath