First | Prev || Next | Last
¿Question #1927?
JoeSteadman: Hannibal Lecter vs. Jeffrey Dahmer

bcooperok: "There is definitely not Five Guys in this burger."
ocdspectrum: Lecter, easily. Dahmer was basically a wuss.
Jrtolf: Jeffrey Dahmer.
Hendal: so their playing Heroscape I take it?
BOBBYCAN: Bite me
Caerid: Lecter, I'd much rather give props to a fictional character than some freak that actually ate people.
Killbeggar: Hannibal, he ate nazis and gained their strength. Dahmer ate homosexuals and just gained their fashion sense.
ricardofo: Hannibal Lecter
gixmo: Hannibal Lecter always
dlaurent: Hannibal Lecter
ChillusMaximus: Hannibal the Cannibal
Woelf: As disturbing and evil as Hannibal Lecter might be, he's just a fictional character. Dahmer was far worse, because he was real.
DiscoveryGirls: Prince Babalabashamallamadingdong
adamknight: Nice to meet you. Lets do lunch!
Geosmores: Lecter
vandemonium: Clowns taste just like Chicken!
jcarvin: Hannibal
gironha: Lector
DHEK: Hannibal I know, but who's Jeffrey Dahmer?
aleo09: lecter
kimba: lecter has more stile and a sence of honor
dmomo: Who eats who?
Cromaa: Hopefully they'd eat each otehr
Embark: Jeffrey Dahmer
arkibet: Dahmer was much hotter
jasta6: The LAW.....................................................................
ralpheous: One's dead and the other is fictional. That's a tough call.
xlorp: I want to sell hot dogs from a little cart at ringside.
rawdawg: Dahmer
Snappatoon: Eek
hkishel: Hannibal Lecter
bigbadsteve: i think i will have some tofu
Kazin: Jeffrey. Hannibal is a fictional character, like harry potter or god..
LemonyFresh: the former
RFWarrior: Hannibal Lecter
brainrob: who cares?
billgoode: I'd go with Hannibal. If he were real, it would seem more likely that he would pick Dahmer as a victim, rather than the other way around. Dahmer targeted young, gay men, not aging actors :p.
Loquutus: How about the "It puts the lotion on it's skin" guy?
Tushratta: They'd eat each other like the Kilkenny cats.
e.c.r.: neither
ZombyDawg: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Loraina Bobbitt? You gonna eat that?
GI Joe: Ugh-- who could choose between psychopaths?
cln777: Hannibal
mrbeankc: Hannibal the Cannibal
Megadev: Hannibal Lecter because he had style (oh yeah, and was a fictional character).
bobby_5150: JD
sourwyrm: don't care
davidme: HL
tipigi: I don't know who'd win but I'd pay to watch it!
scriptorum: Dahmer's dead, so I'd even rate a fictional character higher than him.
JimPAX: In a steel cage match, chess tournament, or hot dog eating contest?
darthcliff: Hannibal Lecter
King_Custard: Just don't be late to dinner at Jeff's, or you'll get the cold shoulder
kimapesan: One is fictional, one is dead. Silly question.
rdmasters: Iron Chef vs Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg
twelbes: agreed
Lord_Prussian: Hannibal
skrutsch: Yuck.
2amp: who cares?
snoozefest: hannibal
Jern: Lecter
puffinge: Let's just tie them together and watch.
fizzix: Dahmer is real -- way scarier.
mikey-flies: Hannibal Lecter.
netfilterz: Beh...
tragicpoet: Hannibal Lecter
toulouse: Lecter
djlg: Sorry, what's the question? Would I want to see the fight? How much would I pay? Which one would break a nail first?
Claytonius Maximus: both a couple of girly men
Bearcat89: Yummy.
batman: Hannibal
CDRodeffer: Ick.
Blackwind: This is just weird since one was real and the other ficitonal.
MisterCranky: Hmm, a fictional character vs. a dead guy. Tough call.
Jatoha: Well, since Hannibal was pretend and Jeffrey was real, then I guess in a battle between the two, Jeffrey would win.
gnomehome: "Who cares" vs. "I don't care"
chaddyboy_2000: One time I was following a truck on the highway that said "Dahmer Organs". Luckily, they meant the piano kind of organ.
skelebone: Jeff the Chef actually did that stuff.
Spielfreak: Thanks, I lost my appetite
jttm: Lecter wins