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¿Question #2027?
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WatchmanX2000: a good response to white.
GrimJester: Well best for me would be 1. g4 to which I'd respond ... e5.
tofuji: knock the board over and stab your opponent while they are picking up the pieces
Wibblenut: K2 to K4
puffinge: pXn mate
terp8in: What if you're Asian? Some of us don't have a choice.
ElDiablo01: sicilian defense?
DHEK: It really depends on what white plays. Then you see what's the best opening to counter white's opening.
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Nekura: Sing "One Night in Bangkok"
Red Dragon: Obviously depends on what white did, sheesh.
ZiggyZambo: Punch your opponent in the face.
camustafa: Resign or offer draw.
captpackrat: King's Knight to King's Bishop 3
Greedo: Check mate!
chockle: Prospector
anonInternetName: the one your opponent doesn't expect
HScottBuck: Give up
bigbadsteve: in my case, surrender
Zen Postman: d6, then g6, followed by the fianchetto
wargamer66: Subjective question, to be sure. Versus 1. e4, I favor the French or Classical Sicilian.....vs 1. d4, Nimzo-Indian or Slav
XenoMaster: Accuse your opponent of racial repression
BeatPosse: concede
Shotmagnet: chuck the board into your opponent's face
jasta6: same as if you are White, or Asian, Indian or what ever.....
Platinum Dragon: Realising I've already lost and playing for fun.
xlorp: Pulling a Han to your opponent's Greedo
confuse_a_cat: That would depend on white's move, probably. I like the Nimzo-Indian or King's Indian Defense to 1. d4, and Alekhine's Defense to 1.e4, and both defenses require 1. ... Nf6.
arkibet: pawn to King 4
Favre4MVP: Put the white King in check mate.
shawn_low: The one that wins you the game.
Fawkes: Resign and play something more interesting.
cymric: Resign.
Loquutus: I almost always open with a fianchetto.
POvidiusNaso: Knight to Roo... Screw it. I don't know.
Odat: Pick up two pawns, stuff them up your opponents nose, and then headbutt him so that they shoot out his ears.
ssmooth: Kinda depends on what white does first
motoyugota: P-Q5 (P-Q4 is not a legal move for Black, people)
LudesFactor: well, i'm sure it depends on white's opening move ... in most cases P-k4
Jeshko: Resign.
sourwyrm: not much of of a chess player
the grim reaper: opening your can of beer whilst thinking
Gamegrunt: 1...Nf6
djlg: Depends on white's opening move. Unless you mean the best move for black that WHITE can make? a2-a4?
ValJor: Caro-Kan if the other guy plays e4, Grunfeld if d4, run for your life if g4 or b4
The Unbeliever: 42
skrutsch: e7-e5 (If you're a little kid. I looked it up!)
davidme: Nobody knows.
shotokanguy: It depends on what white played.
heli: no single best exists
Lord_Prussian: Flip the board into your opponent's lap.
Belash: pawn to something something
KnobDoctor: Knocking your drink on the board.
Karlsen: I don't know
HappyProle: Tip over the board and yell: "Always bet on black!" as you pull out your glock.
Jern: Don't care
snoozefest: don't play
gnomehome: Walk away
toulouse: to pick another game
MisterCranky: Flip the board in white's face, call him a typical Jewish conspirator, then flee to Iceland.
2amp: depends on what white did first
WasQ: I don't like chess, in fact I hate it...
Tim Synge: It depends ...
midgetsrawk: Knocking all the pieces off the board, standing up, raising your fists and yelling "Hell yeah!"
tragicpoet: Concede
batman: Roll a 6
chaddyboy_2000: Tip the board over and quit.
AlorielLelyn: I typically use a Napoleon opening in Chess for either white or black.
skelebone: Throw the bishop so as to hit your opponent in the eye.
CDRodeffer: That may depend upon where white moved, but I like g3 to start setting up a Sicillian Defense.
berserkley: p-k4
Dave: Resign.
jttm: Q4
Blackwind: Toss the board in the air and call a draw.
Spielfreak: dunno