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¿Question #2049?
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kathleenryan: Turtle boy lagged behind everyone. The 76th trombone.
senorcoo: Sorry, was busy picking my nose. What was the question again?
Fairer Sex: rows and rows of virtuosos
DKahnt: ...can't remember
Critical Mass: catch up
xofour: cher. "Let's hear it for the boy" Wasn't really playing, but singing. And it was the perfect end of the parade if you waited around to watch it. Which I didn't, but I read the reviews.
DHEK: I don't watch big parades. Too crowded and too far away to be worth the trouble for me.
Penguin_Hatcher: the guy flute player. that poor, poor man.
seppo21: He was too insignificant for us to really care about.
unixrevolution: There were 110 Cornets right behind. Dunno what was last.
Greedo: He played with 99 luft baloons.
scriptorum: I wish many turds be lain upon your doorstep.
Cut & Space: That little boy playing with his knee
duLac956: Tubas usually come last, but if you have 76 trombones, the band is too big to have them on the opposite end. In that case, the flutes would be the logical choice. They don't matter anyway.
Cromaa: I didn't know that...
brainrob: The bass drum
FrozenHoHos: Pete Rose. He played the ponies.
_Kael_: Your first assumption is wrong - making the rest of the question irrelevant.
WatchmanX2000: The Trumpeters were the last mentioned in the song and they were improvising a full octave above the score.
bigbadsteve: someone with a tuba, may have been sonja, but i could be mistaken
LemonyFresh: Steve the Tuber.
confuse_a_cat: That depends on whether or not the fifty mounted cannons in the battery count. If not, probably the double-bell euphoniums or the big bassoons.
Loquutus: dunno
POvidiusNaso: Zebulon Nutcheck, the String Bassist.
javelin98: The big bang bonger on the Chinese gong, of course.
archduke: The guy with the shovel. Oh, wait. That's the guy following the horses.
jdberry: White boy. Funky music.
dbmurph22: My
sourwyrm: what?
kennyb: ummmm...crap - I give up
The Unbeliever: 42
leece: The guy with the triangle was run over by the improvising trumpeters and sadly killed. Nobody missed him until now!
davedanger: kazoo
Randy Cox: Bill. Skinflute.
AWildEep: Bob, and he played the pan pipes
heli: don't recall, but would be funny if it were Woody Allen trying to play a cello...
meshuggener: The marching kids. They didn't play anything.
skrutsch: I think it was a tuba player or a bass drummer.
ptper: big bass drum
Lord_Prussian: Tuba?
Belash: Joe Namath. God Save the Queen.
SwedeLad: Sgt. Pepper... he taught the band to play.
dietevil: Always put the sousaphones in the back
snoozefest: all your base are belong to us
nexttothemoon: Can't remember who. Clarinet or dulcimer...I can't recall.
melissa: Probably a horn of every shape & size.
gnomehome: Sigh
playersgc: The pooper scooper.
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: arther gregsen , age 56 ,single, playing a kazoo
xlorp: I modestly took my place as the one and only bass...
djlg: Me. With the one and only bass.
2amp: I modestly took my place as the one & only base
jttm: 76. Blattt...
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
Blackwind: I dunno.
chaddyboy_2000: The guy with erectile dysfunction came last. He played the trouser trumpet.
skelebone: One dude with a kazoo.
AlorielLelyn: The bass drummer?
puffinge: Was he behind the 110 cornets?
CDRodeffer: Well, Michael Jackson is also from Gary, Indiana, and I think he came last, but I don't want to think about what he may or may not have played.
MisterCranky: Octavian, you should be very embarrassed. This question is answered *easily* by anybody who ever really listened to the song!