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kennyb: Favorite Monty Python quote

Volstag: Too many to pick from
sludgemariner: The arsehole rejected him.
BobbyP: Some call me....Tim
pricero1: People who quote from Monty Python demonstrate that they don't get it.
aautio: "It's just a flesh wound"
MisterCranky: I am going to ask DHEK what he thinks, and get back to you.
Randy Cox: "The end."
Felimid: "And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks."
imyourskribe: help help i'm being repressed
Hendal: She turned me into a newt " I got Better "
ricardofo: ni
Crockett: Run away!
Hubsi1w6: Ah, Streicher! (German version, from the Hungarian dictionary sketch)
Darilian: Oh, its just a little bunny........!
Zarion of Arabel: and now for something completely different
vandemonium: How can you pick just one? Alright, I'll go with, "it's just a flesh wound"
Bakelite: 'How shall we f*ck off, oh Lord?'
aleo09: don't have one
Kodeir: European or African?
mrmarcus: And Oliver has run himself over, what a great twit!
praisechick: "I want....another shrubery!"
Der Ubermolch: Just a flesh wound.
DHEK: "Bloody peasant!" (from the holy grail one).
Tushratta: "Wink wink nudge nudge."
Leo-T: How do you know he's a king? - He hasn't got shit all over him.
_Kael_: "Come back, you coward! I can still bite!"
Drafey: You'll be stone cold dead in a minute.
Russ G.: Tough choice! "Not dead yet!" or "It's just a scratch! Come back and fight like a man!" Or maybe "Nudge Nudge Wink Wink!"
rawdawg: but daddy, i dont want to rule the country, i want to sing...
MohanK: "Can I have an argument please"!
Lothartvni: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Chrysophylax: "Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth."
tomlynch: How do you know he's a king? He hasn't got shit all over him.
bigbadsteve: roger, come here. i guess it would be funnier if you were there
Fenchurch: Which of these three trees has Mr. Peterson hidden behind? It was the middle one.
Beelzebub: Tell you what...we'll cook her up and eat her and if you're still feeling guilty we'll dig a hole and you can throw up in it.
brainrob: He's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
Dorque: Come see the violence inherant in the system!
FrozenHoHos: "No, it isn't" (from the argument skit)
Melantha: Luxury!
hellsbishop: Tis but a scratch
Helenoftroy: I fart in your general direction.
TheDS: Bugger!
Superdeathflame: MOCK FROG!?
locusshifter: "Oh Lord, Bless This, Thy Hand Grenade, that with it thy might smite thine enemies in thy mercy."
davebo: I have this aversion to people that quote Monty Python.
ErisQuilty: You're all individuals! - I'm not - shhh.
Johan: ....of Ulm
consolewa: Too many to name. I'll just pick one from Meaning of Life: "Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant."
Null Signature: Les Liama ist une quadrupia! (sp)
Cerebus: "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
skrutsch: spam
DonO: "I'm not dead yet..."
POvidiusNaso: It's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Legend Dan: That's a sentance fragment, not a question.
dietevil: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Ludocrazy: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
davidme: "I'm not dead yet!"
Lord_Prussian: I'm sure it's from the Holy Grail, or maybe the Life of Brian actually, but am not sure what atm.
mrbeankc: I'm not dead!
ssmooth: Gosh, there are so many. How about, "It's people like you what cause unrest."
tempus42: Too many to count.
heli: Mr. Barnard: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
leece: "It's a fair cop."
Oldstench: Oh! This is abuse.
B_J_S: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
mandj2001: Know what I mean. Nudge. Nudge,
rapier1642: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition
Ivan: "I burst my pimples in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries"
HappyProle: "Dinsdale!" -- just because I think of it everytime they mention John Dimsdale on NPR's show Marketplace.
Xae0n: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM wonderfuuul spaaaam lovely spam SPAM SPAM
WasQ: ALBATROS!! ALBATROS!!
Belash: i can't remember
melissa: We are the knights who say 'ni'
Jern: All
snoozefest: ni
gnomehome: The funny ones
tragicpoet: N/A
djlg: No, no. Not the comfy chair.
2amp: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
sos1: "Oh, you were lucky!" ... or most anything else from the Four Yorkshiremen
ValJor: Haven't seen most of their movies
jttm: African or European quote?
Cromaa: I fart in your general direction
CDRodeffer: I prefer perl, thank you.
Blackwind: She turned me into a newt! A newt? I got better...
CortexBomb: I think it would be impossible to single one out
skelebone: Noo.
ynnen: "But I didn't have the salmon!"
Spielfreak: I have many favorites.
chaddyboy_2000: "" ""
GuyHill: "whom shall I welease?"
AlorielLelyn: I don't particularly have a favorite quote, though the parrot skit is rather funny. Sadly, it's contained in a rather horrible episode.