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¿Question #2081?
puffinge: One quick round of Why Did the Chicken: What do an axe murderer and a gerbil have in common?

Holmes108: They've both been inside my ex-wife.
powwowdancer: You'll probably never wake up with one in your left nostril.
sirjeyhmis: They will eat chicken in a pinch.
perplexingcj: I am not amused
Phil Fleischmann: They both need to be kept in a cage.
Spirit of 70: They're both mamals.
Woelf: Both are mammals
DasViktor: They both want the fast get-away
MisterCranky: No matter which one you drop on the other, the gerbil gets the worst of it.
franklincobb: Feces?
kensheffield: Richard Geer?
Ardos: psychosis?
koopy83: teeth
DHEK: They're both bird brains.
Butterbane: both are quick to anger and difficult to find in a crowd!
eddyspaghetti: Their taste in music.
Geosphere: Limited lifespans
Leo-T: both make a mess when they work
xlorp: If you're unlucky you'll find them both buried in parts of your anatomy
Cut & Space: The axe!
mcross: I hope to become neither...
ZiggyZambo: They both end up in a cage.
Burnham: ther're both cute and furry
Langoroth: They have sharp pointy things
bigbadsteve: cages?
vampywife: both are a pain in the arse if used incorrectly
scriptorum: A shared belief of monotheism.
brainrob: Don't know. What do an axe murderer and a gerbil have in common?
jellospike: They're both jumping
jasta6: chompped to death?
skudfisher: Huh?
fellonmyhead: I don't know; does it have something to do with Richard Gere?
ssmooth: Both could be portrayed by Michael Keaton.
Marlowe_PI: You shouldn't be playing "Catan" with either one.
javelin98: I'm not sure I want to know the answer to this...
beakermyers: Carbon based existence?
consolewa: They are both warm blooded.
POvidiusNaso: They always land on their feet.
Belash: both spent time with Richard Gere?
The Unbeliever: 42
skrutsch: I like Daniel's answer best so far.
Lord_Prussian: They both run around in a cage.
Mike A: They're both mammals. At least I think they are both mentioned in the TMBG song.
kimapesan: Common hatred of hamsters?
puffinge: I'm liking Phil's answer best so far.
Sceadeau: Earwax.
KnobDoctor: They are both mentioned in your question?
snoozefest: how do you play the game?
Randy Cox: Bad genes.
AWildEep: Death
gnomehome: Blood
rawk: poo
heli: teeth?
erli: Uranus
dakarp: Everything, if the gerbil in question happens to be an axe murderer.
djlg: You?
Wintergoblin: They are both annoying
jttm: Both found in assholes?
AlorielLelyn: They both have something razor sharp, that they wish to use on humans...
CDRodeffer: Hair
wkover: I keep them both in cages in my basement.
Blackwind: I dunno.
chaddyboy_2000: They both had gigantic testicles in proportion to their body.
skelebone: Mammals.
Spielfreak: They both can be pains in the ass?
Dave: Richard Gere?