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¿Question #211?
[Deleted user]: [deleted question]

Ualtar: gun
Pincheti: Gun!
magikaru: or?
bcooperok: If find this first question by a young, inexperienced MisterCranky to be indicative of the talent lying just below the surface. Comparing this to some of his later works, you can see the hardening of his heart to his fellow man, the calcification of compassion and general antipathy toward humanity can all be seen in this, the artist's first work.
s3rvant: Lights on: Gun. Lights off: Gun.
Polgara: I doubt that any of those could kill Time.
quentin1: gun, at night from 500 yrds
MikeMKH: Gun.
Ben Firestorm: Knife all the way
TheKeck: Gun.
crumbb: Gun.
fordescort79: Lead Piping
kingmaker fan: lead pipe
DHEK: Gun seems to be the easiest and cleanest way. But I'm not a killer so I won't kill.
gbohrer: All of the above.
f-p-p-m: Why should I kill an hour ? I could play a game of clue instead
TheDS: I'll have to say dirty magazine
Daklu: If I'm killing time I'll use a book thank you very much.
el_mpfive: knife...bleed you real quiet like...leave you here...
Numskull: Poison.
Tinman41: I'm going to have to go for an hourglasss. It slowly tortures the hour until it has faded from existence.
MightyMike: gun in the kitchen
Redbeardin84: all of the above. kill them all and you'll undergo less scrutiny later.Hurry though; an hour isn't much time to get it all wrapped up
Yourgames: lead pipe, if you're gonna do something might as well get a workout out of it
Boomer: candlestick
leslauber: The comfy chair!
Inntrepid: A lead pipe or gun is easier to kill the clock with.
dkwd: knife
ellephai: I find that BGG kills an hour far more effectively than any of the traditional weapons.
mickeywawa: What happened to the wrench? Wait, what's that noise? (*whack!* *thud*)
mikefrey: gun
Russ G.: I think the candlestick, in the Library. With or without Mr. Brody I'm certain there will be plenty to read as long as I can get the candles lit if it is after sundown.
arkibet: rope :) Oh, god, rope... oh yum, rope :)
nibuen: gun
herman_the_german: You don't have to do anything. It'll be dead within 60 minutes.
Dorque: Yup.
brainrob: GQs
Nekura: Gun
jeanvabu: Rope- less blood splatter
Frankenfletch: funny question. Until you meet someone named Hour. Then it's not so funny is it?
Helenoftroy: Rope makes it look like a suicide.
BeatPosse: M16A2 Service Rifle. It is light-weight, magazine-fed, gas-operated, air-cooled, and shoulder fired. Capable of semi-automatic fire and three round burst, sir.
WatchmanX2000: Better vengence through chemistry. But in your case, do I really need tools?
scriptorum: Oh, literally, kill. Gotcha. I lean towards the lead pipe first, then the gun second. Definitely the gun if there's any range involved, but in an enclosed space against a melee foe, the lead pipe.
hacksword: Vin Diesel
wcordewiner: Candlestick
shawn_low: I'd rather play a boardgame.
Sheylon: I think the knife would be the easiest one to carve a clock up with.
billgoode: Candlestick.
jasta6: rope
davedanger: ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS
flyinghogfish: Mmmm, candlestick
chrisisapimp: gun
vetinari7878: Gun, no questions.
msaari: Lead pipe, no question.
ZombyDawg: Gun. Love that retort and kick.
joe_games: Sulphur and bat guano.
motoyugota: Lead pipe
e.c.r.: rope
Mike A: Knife.
Culvan: Well now, that depends. The gun, if I'm trying to kill someone in an hour or less. The candlestick, if I need to use the entire hour. The rope, if I'm just killing time, and not people.
POvidiusNaso: gun
sourwyrm: gun, i don't want to work up a sweat
CharlieWonka: Surely you can fit all into an hour - make the gun a harponn gun for added fun.
skrutsch: lead pipe
bekudno: Hmm... I'll take the black hole.
leece: Candlestick. I like a well lit murder.
familygaming: Rope. At least then I can play a game: cat's cradle.
Sceadeau: Candlestick, because that seems like it would be interesting
puffinge: I don't like killing.
Lord_Prussian: Gun
2amp: in the kitchen, with miss scarlet!
Karlsen: Lead pipe
erli: Lead pipe. I like to get my hands dirty
Scott Tepper: Geekquestions.
hyphun: lead pipe, anytime...
AWildEep: rope. It requires the most skill.
gnomehome: In the library, with a candlestick
xlorp: There's easier ways to kill time.
MisterCranky: Yes, yes, I left out the wrench. The wrench gives me bad dreams.
heli: Prof. Plum says: I believe you forgot one.
Wintergoblin: candlestick
DenverWolf: Lead pipe (learned that from Lunch Money)
redhuntingcap: am i trying to kill an hour of time, or am i trying to kill a human being, or other sentient being. wait, i will have to go with gun for both of those anyway, so never mind.
alfredhw: Knife
steef: knife, you allways use a knife
P.O.G.G.: gun
Blackwind: Knife
Grimwold: gun... it's nice an threatening, but if necessary can be used like a blunt instrument.. shame that's never an option in HL
manowarplayer: Death by Chocolate.
onky: Candlestick
m_r_tyler: None. I can kill an hour without the use of violent force. Just try answering a few of these questions. That is a surefire way to kill an hour.
Cavedog_pdx: PBBT! Amateur. Give me the wrench.
djflippy: Lead pipe. I like the sound it makes when it strikes bone.
Ludocrazy: Candlestick
shumyum: Let me guess, I have an hour to kill because I have to wait for professor plumber to finish fixing my conservatory irrigation system...and he's using my wrench.
dietevil: Overdose
BobDodgerBlue: Book
darthcliff: Wrench
jaredh: neither.
netfilterz: What, you mean weapons to kill the hour with...?
Latria: I don't have a Clue.
snoozefest: gun
djlg: Any game, but Clue(do).
jttm: PR is the best way to kill an hour.
hooded_paladin: Lead pipe, if the victim is unarmed. I'll need the gun if he/she is.
WonderCinz: Knife
scribidinus: gun, specifically a S&W .38 caliber Airweight Bodyguard model in a Safari vertical armpit holster or an Uncle Mike's ankle holster unless I'm wearing shorts, of course.
CheetohFingers: spork
EYE of NiGHT: Yellow hedgehog.
Con Man: Frozen leg of lamb. Kill, cook, serve within the hour.
UhhhClem: Lead pipe.
tragicpoet: Come on.... The wrench by far.
Ward: Time is eternal - it cannot be killed
Friendless: rope
Fawkes: I guess the gun would be most entertaining while waiting an hour. Take it apart, clean, reassemble.
HBGlover: I always liked the wrench, myself.
ScottBecker: the wrench has more style
seppo21: Aren't each of those dead already?
CDRodeffer: Wrench
Thosw: I have no clue.
Aldie: Knife
Ebon Wendigo: I am facinated with knives and I have a big collection of them. I am, however fairly skilled with a gun, so that would probably be the most efficient. Aaah, but the creativity and romance of rope, I'd have to go with rope.
disclamer: lead pipe
skelebone: It'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe.
Basilius: Lead Pipe
IngredientX: I don't understand. What did that poor hour ever do to me?
Ryno8: Lead pipe... make a better sound!
AnakinOU: Rope is useful, but I imagine candlestick will be popular with the ladies.
Geniesse: I can only pick one?
Shakar: Baseball bat.
PopeBrain: Depends on the victim.
NickB: Rope. Then put him in a chest and invite all his friends over for a dinner party.
hibikir: Lead pipe. Blunt, effective, easy to hide
Linnaeus: Pufferfish
drsingle: gun
Zambogirl: gun
CortexBomb: I think GeekQuestions would suffice...
Geosphere: Knife.
Slin: Gun.
nix342: lead pipe
Flyspeck23: Rope.
BaSL: myself?
sdownin: Wrench
chaddyboy_2000: Rope
dboeren: lead pipe
mrraow: Piece of string from the door handle to the power socket, lipstick on the door handle, and drill a small hole in the base of the lightbulb.
WasQ: kill?? why??
ValJor: Knife
Dante_Cubit: I'd pick a gun, because an hour is awfully hard to kill. That hour needs to die horribly.
dakarp: Rope.
Jon_1066: Lead piping