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¿Question #2175?
puffinge: What's the funniest thing that sounds dirty but really isn't?

Phil Fleischmann: Assignation
ctimmins: Mission to Uranus
the manatee: Packing the box.
ASFalcon13: Mastication
Woelf: turkey baster
NateStraight: Penal colony. ? I don't know.
Toy203: Would you help me washing my balls?
Frubgarde: Glissando.
Gamesmeister99: Would you mind putting a hot dog in my bun?
pwilz: Isn't that a George Carlin bit?
cgund: ..
WatchmanX2000: Seamen
MotUfan: Shih tzu.
Geosmores: balls
jidar: pianist
aleo09: pianist
BUDDA: I'm coming
Neil Thomson: cus cus
DHEK: The pussycat song.
thesama: Oral Roberts
Kibbersdog: duty
diehard4life: Lake Titicaca
xlorp: Eating the cream filling out of a Ding Dong
Leo-T: Flatbush
Nazhuret: lake titicaca
Greedo: Hall of Fame pitcher "Gaylord" Perry.
jguder: The sound aof a well done fart
dragonewtking: "Schwing"
mintylish: I hope I finally get wood this year.
RyFitz13: I need to practice chord fingering on my guitar.
MisterCranky: Oh who the fuck cares? I guess you do. Okay, cunilingus.
scriptorum: Why can't you ask "what's a funny thing" instead of "funniest"? Now in order to answer your question, seeing as I'm a brutally literal person at most times, I'll have to identify and rate all dirty-sounding-but-not-really things by how funny they are and then tell you the one I found to be the funniest. This, quite frankly, seems like a lot of work I'm not willing to do, even if you try getting in your car and rear-ending me.
MattDP: Squelch.
SkyBry: Shuttlecock.
frank_cav: mastication
Rokkr: Your coccyx.
ststrat: Tri-tip
Loquutus: puffinge the loquutus?
skrutsch: If you know what I mean...
Tushratta: Crevasse
puffinslayer: Bite the wax tadpole
sdownin: Wankel Rotary Engine
fellonmyhead: My laugh
Jula: I Masticate. A lot.
ssmooth: She was a thespian and loved to emulate the other girls.
consolewa: I don't know about "funniest," but using the word "ejaculate," in the sense of an uncontrolled burst of speech (i.e. "Stop!" He ejaculated.), usually gets some sniggles from a crowd.
Cavedog_pdx: lard
CharlieWonka: tabard
Dementomstie: Spumoni
arkibet: spelunking.
darthcliff: huh huh . . . I have wood for sheep . . . huh huh
Bearcat89: Pussyfoot.
meshuggener: Too many mushrooms
Lord_Prussian: Pants
fizzix: Dicke Luft in der Gruft
heli: avuncular because it has a "k" sound in it
r2mites: Commonly overheard at our game sessions . . . "Oh chit"
Belash: May I have sex with your wife?
SwedeLad: Titmouse, Titicaca, cotton balls, eager beaver.
snoozefest: ?
gnomehome: Huh huh, he said dirty
puffinge: Kunst Stucke
Reloaded: Bang! the game...
ValJor: Funkenschlag
tragicpoet: Coccyx (the tailbone)
pronoblem: Cunning linguist.
Tim Synge: Laughing laundry? Mirthful mud?
sos1: Scum-sucking maggot
Blackwind: Kipple
skelebone: Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
AlorielLelyn: You fargin icehole :P
chaddyboy_2000: Dicking the dog.
CortexBomb: Have you ever whizzled a wildebeest?
Dave: Ticket to Ride
jttm: Grandma's chicken salad
CDRodeffer: Mud pies.