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¿Question #2178?
puffinge: What's the most memorable quote that was uttered during a game you were playing?

arkibet: Him during Arkham Horror: "We're fucked. I don't want to spend another two hours playing this when we can't win." Me: "Don't be so pessimistic, we can do this!" Him: "I'm not pessimistic, we're just doomed!"
-Johnny-: That's the name of the game.
Blott: "I don't know why you guys don't just trust me, I've NEVER been a saboteur." Quickly followed by a round where I was a saboteur for the first time.
Felimid: "Just humor me, please. I'm trying to be funny." (I said it.)
ousgg: "I've got wood for your sheep..."
gordon1018: You know, the Sausage guy......Jimmy Dean? Yeah, but his other name......James Dean? THAT'S IT!!
kataclysm: "Checkmate!"..."That's MY rook. You're playing black."..."#%#*#*!"
Zarion of Arabel: whointhewhatnow?
Inntrepid: "... but we haven't talked to the Lord of the Dead yet."
mintylish: Merchant of Venus player #1: "That's why Oswald did it, he kept falling one space short and he went crazy." MoV player #2: "Yeah, it wasn't a Grassy Knoll it was an Avalon Hill."
ZeroZilla: "Turn it top-wise. TOP-WISE!" Excited shouting during a Tetris match, which made little sense to anyone present, and has been quoted for years.
vandemonium: That was the luckiest roll in the history of gaming! (full story here: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/213705)
Geekymike: you have been killed by a buffalo
mattyt91: I'm not willing to type it here, but it was during a game of Loaded Questions and it was in response to the question "What's the worst name that you can call someone?" It was racist and homophobic and absolutely hilarious even though (or maybe because) nobody playing was either racist or homophobic.
TheKeck: I don't remember.
BobbyChicken: The further east you go, the slantier their eyes get.
Son of Murray: "Are you trying to give me wood?" - me, during my first Settlers of Catan game.
Impr3ssion: "Help, Help, I'm on fire, it hurts, oh god."
DHEK: I don't really recall of any very significant quote.
aleo09: none come to mind
Elf__Man: That's craptastic
Chad Jensen: Oort!
spartax: "Steve's a Threat."
NeoSkywalker: WTF?!
ben21: beam me up scotty
buffalospynovel: "I'm really not fancy at all. I'm from Model City!"
Ebon Wendigo: Don't go in the vault - words I now live by
2amp: we were doing a boot hill game with miniatures. we needed some dry goods for a store. one big/stocky fellow decided to make bales of cotton & asked "someone would get me a kotex"
ZiggyZambo: "JIHOI LJLLKJH LIUJPOJ: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"... I'll never forget that.
ickebeebon: BE-BOB-NIFOF!!! It was while i was playing a video game as a really fat guy, and i just yelled it out of nowhere. I still hear it ocasionally.
Blacknightjj: "i am going to gangek you!"
ellephai: He is not of our kind.
pattonre: Here ... Eat This
Cut & Space: "Pat wins!"... man, that was unexpected.
mooka: "I've got wood for sheep!"
heli: 2 choices: (1) McMulti: Are you refining anything? Yes, strategy. (2) Next, o you want to play Anal Nosebleed? (hmm, maybe that needs some explanation...)
Dorque: So really, I should be picking 14 year old girls.
Shotmagnet: which one of you sons of bitches shot me?
brainrob: Wood for sheep
LeeMiester: During a game of Axis and Allies , my buddy Sean was the Japanese, me England and Brian was USA , Andrew was Soviets . Howie had the Germans . Sean won a large assault and ended up with a decent amount of armor and infantry on Moscow's doorsteps and Sean turned to Andrew and said "Do not worry , you will all be driving Toyotas soon"!!
deacondavid: During a game of Kremlin... "How dare you accuse our glorious leader of being a spy! I know he is not a spy! I vote no! He could never be a spy! I vote no because I want to purge him myself!
KDSN: I did it on the first try the second time!!!!
Megadev: (playing Battletech) "OK, my AC20 hits you in the *gasp* right torso." The 1/2 second of fear on the opponents face was priceless.
bigbadsteve: why do i always draw a blank on these kinda questions?
mrspank: Bring it on, punk.
hacksword: "If I land of Free Parking, I'll swear I'll stick my bare ass on this TV!"
ZombyDawg: "SLUT!"
darthcliff: huh . .huh . . huh . . "I've got wood for sheep!"
jellospike: (while playing Risk): "Why are you attaking me? I am just trying to develop peacefully!" (what makes it funny it that the guy was DEAD serious about it :D)
wiz8mom: You p***s. By me.
Lord_Prussian: Oh, that's just great! Sarcasm! (uttered during a game of Diplomacy or Origins of WWII, IIRC)
sourwyrm: can't think of anything
CharlieWonka: I gonna finish my drink, drop between your legs and shoot the guy on the left aiming for the head of course.
kimapesan: "To much junk in the trunk."
chrisesko: Can you give me two lemony fresh camels, please?
The Unbeliever: 42
Belash: I'll trade you a wheat for ore and sex later
mrbeankc: After determining that a character had been shot in the head with a shotgun, the player owning him said "Is he ok?"
scriptorum: Your meeple is showing.
MisterCranky: Is that really the play you want to make? Okay, checkmate.
puffinge: Fish and chips. (you had to be there) If you want to hear the entire dirty exchange, send me a private message. If you don't, don't.
erli: Ah, it's been a decade can you make your move already?
snoozefest: "you're gonna roll a 4" (me) followed by a roll of 4
jesus2_0: Too...messed up...to remember.
rawk: it will come back to haunt you
gnomehome: Ballerina !
Tim Synge: During Settlers: "A seven! Let's send the robber to Puffinge's territory and steal his keyboard!"
Blackwind: I think this has been done.
skelebone: "My dick hurts" from Chaddyboy
AlorielLelyn: I can't think of one off hand
CDRodeffer: Nothing memorable comes to mind.
chaddyboy_2000: Hmmm, I can't remember one. Usually I'm the guy saying retarding things.
CortexBomb: Apparently nothing too memorable has ever been uttered, or my memory is bad, because I'm drawing a blank
jttm: I'm not sure I can say it here, but it involved an insult concerning unnatural acts with sheep
Dave: "I'm what you call "in range"" - Bang!