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¿Question #219867?
oriecat: When did a bird last shit on you? That's still supposed to be "good luck", right?

pricero1: My car's lucky.
pwilz: I think it was back when I was in college. Flocks and flocks of blackbirds were migrating south. My friend Kevin and I were walking from the physics building where we were studying to the convenience store across the street to buy hot tamales. As we were walking, I looked up at the birds. Kevin said, "Watch out, one of them might shit on you!" Then, ploop, one of them shit on me. I said, "Ah! One of them shit on me!"