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¿Question #219930?
0Shea0: I squeezed under the bed to get something out from underneath it. It's a large wooden frame king. So very heavy. Well....I can't seem to squeeze out the way I came in and...i'm stuck. Luckily, I have my phone! I can ask for help! Halp?

Woelf: Do you still have anything left in that 55 gallon drum of lube you bought a while back?
pricero1: I did say that your ass is too big...
rayzg: Could you order some Vaseline or personal lubricant online?
pwilz: Once, when I was a teenager, I dislocated my knee, and I was on the floor screaming, 'Help me! Help me!' My brother came in and saw my leg twisted around, and he freaked out. Then my dad staggered in and said, "I thought you were the cat!" Where are you again?
RavingLoon: Halper's Ferry?