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¿Question #219970?
purplewurple: Someone stole the progress/pride flag from my balcony last night while I was sleeping. Should I buy a bigger flag, or do we let the fascists win?

D00MSTALKER: Help find the flag they respect also.
oriecat: I'm sorry that happened! Never let the fascists win!
pricero1: Install a flashing billboard.
rayzg: Install surveillance cameras -- then post those videos online to make them go viral. But definitely get a bigger flag!
Woelf: During the last election cycle, there was a house I drove by regularly where their Biden/Pride/etc. signs kept getting stolen or smashed. Then one day they added a handwritten sign saying that for every sign stolen or destroyed, $50 would be donated to Planned Parenthood. I don't think a single sign got touched after that. [Alternative option: There were also a few news reports of trump signs being lined with razorblades, so anyone trying to move them (including the people who placed them) would slice their hands up. It was very on-brand.]
Woelf: During the last election cycle, there was a house I drove by regularly where their Biden/Pride/etc. signs kept getting stolen or smashed. Then one day they added a handwritten sign saying that for every sign stolen or destroyed, $100 would be donated to Planned Parenthood. I don't think a single sign got touched after that. [Alternative option: There were also a few news reports of trump signs being lined with razorblades, so anyone trying to move them (including the people who placed them) would slice their hands up. It was very on-brand.]
Woelf: During the last election cycle, there was a house I drove by regularly where their Biden/Pride/etc. signs kept getting stolen or smashed. Then one day they added a handwritten sign saying that for every sign stolen or destroyed, $100 would be donated to Planned Parenthood. I don't think a single sign got touched after that. [Alternative option: There were also a few news reports of trump signs being lined with razorblades, so anyone trying to move them would slice their hands up.]
Woelf: During the last election cycle, there was a house I drove by regularly where their Biden/Pride/etc. signs kept getting stolen or smashed. Then one day they added a handwritten sign saying that for every sign stolen or destroyed, $100 would be donated to Planned Parenthood. I don't think a single sign got touched after that.
imyourskribe: Tattoo the flag across your torso and sleep on your balcony, standing and gyrating
Ruesailmana: Buy a bigger flag!