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¿Question #2201?
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sweetgotham: Off to rule from the Vera Wang suite at the Halikulani in Waikiki. Also, celebratory champagne and Spam Musubi once there.
Hendal: Legalize It! Oh yea and force Hasbro to bring back Heroscape - could I do that, wow this is going to be fun, thanks everyone
TommyP: Abdicate.
Narl: Declare boardgames obligatory in schools.
Narlgoth: Probably get killed by someone.
xofour: Startup the internal organization needed to expand my empire.
MamaRat: $50 fine for anyone caught saying "nucular" or "libary". That'll fix the deficit.
count_zero99uk: Increase the weekend by one day.
Gamedeity: Death penalty for anyone who says expecially, expresso.
vandemonium: I'd ban clowns, outlaw mimes, pardon Hector for being a mime, and create a Department of Anti Ick that will be immediately tasked with keeping snakes, spiders and sharks out of my field of vision or other sensory perceptions.
42ndSSD: I am already supreme ruler of my country, and my first official act was to repudiate my answer to this question.
Numskull: An indefinite ban on breeding.
Geosmores: national holiday
atrium: Ban rap music
ZeroZilla: This is an interesting question. To me, there's a paradox involved, namely if I banned or disbanded religion, and tried to convince other countries to do the same, could I bring on the start of Armaggedon? The obvious answer would be 'no', because it's on a set schedule... but MAYBE my being appointed Supreme Ruler is when it was *supposed* to happen...like one of those time-loops. You just never know.
personwholives: Hmmm.....Can I start by kicking other people out? How about I kick out all the lawyers, plus the heads of the RIAA and MPAA, with an immediate death penalty for attempting to return.
GaryP: Nap time!
themagni: You're gonna die.
DHEK: Abolish racial discrimination. Racism sucks.
TheArchAngel: dissolve the council that "appointed" me and make the "appointment" permanent
aleo09: move into the mansion
jackie79: ban stupid ppl from breeding
Der Ubermolch: James K. Polk's birthday is a national holiday. He made America great. And Frank Zappa's birthday, too.
POvidiusNaso: The Official MisterCranky Fellowship: Free One Semester Scholarship at Cosmetic School of Choice.
nerotora: I confiscate all the assets of the country and run for a Latin American country.
Brentoon: I demand everyone does GeekQuestions and to try their hardest to beat me at asking...just so I can have oodles and oodles of competition! HAHAHAHA!
Ebon Wendigo: I would appoint a new supreme ruler.
BobMaysJr: All those overpriced athletes are now making $30,000/year; teachers get the rest.
tdyck: Make two islands. One for forced rehab and education of druggies and alcoholics. The second would be where I would send serious offenders and they would never be allowed back. And maybe a third island - for whiners.
Beyak: You don't want to know, it would be a bloodbath.
arkibet: Abdicate to someone with common sense
Skeletor: get rid of the job, that sounds like work
ZiggyZambo: Reinstate democracy.
gattling: Lace the water supply with birth control. Antidote only available upon approval from the supreme ruler.
ArmHead: Naked Tuesdays.
hoffcorp: Resign.
puffinge: everyone must sniff a monkey butt once a day
Sideburn: resignation
Reloaded: free the monkeys!
Dorque: No food shall have mayo on by default.
manowarplayer: 4 day work week.
Shotmagnet: "Eveyone's going to be free, but they'll have to agree to be free, and they'll have to agree to be less free than me, 'cause I'll own the world, d'you see?"
Big Bad Lex: I make everyone pronounce the word Binoculars as; binocley-ars.
mlanza: Revise the laws to do away with frivilous lawsuits.
tempus42: Abolish myself.
Chris Page: Retire.
Tushratta: Kill all the lawyers.
MochaKimono: Inform the public that while school itself isn't mandatory, people will point and laugh at you if you grow up stupid.
jellospike: boardgame day. just kidding... or am I?...
Beowulf: Get some good looking interns for a change.
bigbadsteve: ask my people a bunch of star wars questions
hacksword: Annex Hawai'i
ChaosOrdeal: I would feel obligated to round up the undesirables; probably into a large fenced-off area with a sign that reads, "Unclean," or something like that. (kidding)
Bandit Ripshawd: Abolish the death penalty.
masaakunokouchi: Load all the mash potatoes in the country into a giant rocket and shoot it into the sun
atlantean_tauri: No longer allow Atkins Diet. Rawr.
brainrob: Double my salary
GI Joe: Purge the rest of the government of all who oppose me.
DonO: Make certain types of repeated gratuitous noise pollution a capital crime. Playing base thumping music in a car that can be heard by anyone outside of the car for one example.
Sceadeau: Sell it to Canada and get the hell out.
mrbeankc: Make games sales tax free
Lord_Prussian: Release the hounds
sourwyrm: nuke france
CharlieWonka: A Bank Holiday to be known as Game day.
ssmooth: Dismantle the apparatus whereby a supreme ruler can be appointed and arrange for America's first democratically elected President since 1996
Karlsen: Remove taxes from games, well world peace first, then remove taxes from games
yoacusna: Right: Raise income tax to 50-80%. Ban cars, except for doctors, people in very remote areas, and other suitable exceptions. Ban motorbikes; no exceptions. Make public transport free. Ban tobacco. Ban alcohol. Make all education and health-care free. Put inheritance tax up to 100%. Ban private schools and hospitals. Make the postal service free. That do for a start?
Nightmare: I quit!
skrutsch: Quit!
Flyboy Connor: Turn it into a tax-paradise
AdamT: Fix our public health system
darthcliff: Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
AWildEep: I'll go to Disney.
ValJor: Just of my country? That's not enough, I want to be president of the world.
chockle: Fire the Vice President.
scriptorum: Play the original Civilization with my cabinet.
Belash: I am assuming you mean in the U.S.A, so I say pull out of Iraq, reduce military spending, forgive developing nations for their debt and apologize to the rest of the world for the way the country has acted for the past 50 years.
Metaphora: Castrate all sex offenders.
der_chad: a solid gold hat for me.
djlg: Propose a budget which divides the $1 & $3 bills between the minister for the army, minister for the navy & minister for internal security.
Flyspeck23: Assassinate the supreme ruler.
melissa: Increase education funding
snoozefest: paint the red states blue
heli: depose myself
Jern: Step down
batman: Creating an actual separation of state and church.
Bearcat89: I would make child abuse a capital crime.
MisterCranky: I order the public execution of the previous leader and his flunkies.
gnomehome: Abdicate
Tim Synge: Declare a national boardgameathon.
jttm: A harem
xlorp: Corporations lose all rights as legal persons. Then we start on taxes and energy policies.
Asmoridin: Shopping spree!
AlorielLelyn: Please refer to my NationState Alorielia as to what my country would be run like.
toulouse: Boardgame night~!
Blackwind: Kill off all competition.
CDRodeffer: Draw and quarter all politicians, lawyers and used car salesmen.
CortexBomb: A reconstruction of the hanging gardens of babylon in downtown Seattle as my new summer home
skelebone: Get a coffee and get to work.
chaddyboy_2000: Beat up on France.
Spielfreak: Dinner