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¿Question #220144?
0Shea0: At the vaccine clinic, a guy sat down and waited 10 minutes. Only 2 people left in front of him. "Bah!" he exclaims, "I'm not gonna die!" And tosses his vaccine card and walks out.......how little patience do you have?

jokerjesterknave: My patience amount is unrelated to your story. I have more patience than most of people I personally know.
pwilz: The death rate has been holding steady at 100% even pre-COVID.
Inkedad: guess he's never had to drive through LA...
imyourskribe: Seven patiences
pricero1: You don't expect me to read all this!
Ruesailmana: He could have brought a book or audiobook to pass the time.
notafish: That's a rhetorical question, right?
Woelf: [Narrator: "But he was wrong." Scene cuts to him being attacked by a moose in the clinic's parking lot.] I can wait a long time for things that are worth waiting for. Much less so for things that shouldn't take long yet somehow do. /// My oldest daughter has been waiting since the day Pfizer opened up vaccines to kids 12 and up, until 10:00AM this morning on her 12th birthday.
rayzg: I waited *much* longer for my vaccination!
Jedadeana: Well..... I was born a month early. But I think I've matured since then
oriecat: Well alrighty then.