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¿Question #220297?
freechinanow: When someone is walking toward you with their head buried in their cellphone, not even looking up to see where they’re going, how tempted are you to just let them crash into you?

bakermouse: very, but I am clumsy enough and don't need any more bruises.
pricero1: I don't want to take my car onto the pavement / sidewalk.
imyourskribe: Seven booms out of seven
kswingruber: I've never done that, but I wouldn't put it past me... one time I was walking along a (somewhat narrow) sidewalk when a “gang” of three teenagers came walking towards me: I moved over to “my” edge of the sidewalk, kinda expecting them to do the same, but they just kept three abreast, the one closest to me looking me in the eye and giving no quarter. I quickly sized up his weight vs mine, and figured I had about 90 lbs on him, so I gave no quarter either. If you know anything about Newtonian Physics you can image what happened when our left shoulders collided. He would have fallen onto his skinny little pimply ass had I not reached out and grabbed him as he was staggering backwards! Hopefully he learned a valuable life lesson from this wisdomous elder!
PolarDad: This happens to me multiple times an hour since our 7th grade administrator decided to allow 12 year olds to be on their phones in between classes.
RealGuest: You mean you don't do that?
Inkedad: Oh and you come crash Into me, baby And I come into you
rayzg: Not tempted at all. I don't want to touch any strangers!