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¿Question #220551?
imyourskribe: You see a ~13 year old with a bunch of temporary tattoos on. You feel compelled to make a joke. What joke do you make?

Disreputable: I bet your parents wish their mistakes were as temporary as those.
pwilz: Does your mom know that those are temporary tattoos?
Phil%20Fleischmann: I'd sing, "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady".
mattomaw: What goes "Aaahh!!!!"?
Ruesailmana: I probably won't feel compelled to make a joke. I'm not that funny.
Tim%20Synge: Nice bananas!
rayzg: Um, what's wrong with temporary tattoos? I'm still planning to get that special paper on which you can print your own temporary tattoos with a regular printer.
0Shea0: Something something...prison tats....something something
MABBY: "Yeah right kid."
Woelf: Ahh, I see you're a fan of the Mini-Murphs from Papa Murphy's! No joke - they make great pizza.
magikaru: Cool tattoos! I’ve always wanted to get one but I never could decide on what