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¿Question #220857?
imyourskribe: You’re writing a two sentence book. The second sentence is: “You broke my Elvis Presley-shaped icicle!” What is the first sentence?

Woelf: Geoff said, “I’m creeping in Hades’ butt?”, then tragedy struck.
0Shea0: I'll bet you can't fit this in your butt, Geoff!
MABBY: You threw out my turnip that looked like Jesus-- Why?!!
oriecat: You thought you could thaw my frozen heart, but instead made me hate you more.
BOBBYCAN: "Geoff", Juliette asked, as she lay dying, "Why did you shoot me?".
mattomaw: I have really tried to answer this question with flair and wit but I have failed miserably.