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¿Question #221?
mrraow: If a man is alone in a forest and makes a statement; is he still wrong?

Aardvarkius: Only if the forest is female
oldhoss: see Van's law for answer to this.
Woelf: No, just you.
BOBBYCAN: Men are so damn stupid!
Chris Page: Probably. Why else would he hide out in a deserted forest to forge banking records?
narfi: According to women, men are always wrong, so no.
bcooperok: No, but he is crushed by the surprisingly silent falling tree.
Jatoha: I think this was a greeting card
Narl: He might be right.
oopsiak: sure ]:-)
DasViktor: If his wife is not there, he has half a chance of being right.
Hendal: ? No
ricardofo: No. God can hear him.
Polgara: yes
deanrthomas: Depends if he's right or not.
semer: Well, only if the statement is wrong, I guess.
GaryP: This statement is false.
xandryyte: Yeah, prolly...
DHEK: Why would he be wrong just because he is in a forest and makes a statement?
Azzarc: Men are never wrong
scriptorum: Eh .... sigh .... probably.
POvidiusNaso: Probably.
xlorp: He had the right to remain silent. Anything he said can and will be used against him.
aleo09: never
tdyck: sexist question
MightyMike: not if it's a right statement
dmomo: Yep
jjloc: according to women he is.
PsyJam: This is a far cry from philosophical
hoffcorp: Wrong is wrong no matter where you are.
jasta6: You bet...................................
Kanga: Of course
Big Bad Lex: Is a woman there too?
interhawk: not if the tree falls on him and no one is there to hear it
brainrob: My wife says "yes"
drummermark: According to whose standard
orodreth: Given that men are always wrong, the answer would have to be yes.
javelin98: Only if I say so.
mrspank: No.
Joanna Olsen: Always
bigbadsteve: his wife probably think so
bekudno: Don't know, but he's certainly crazy.
JohnnyD: yep
richdknows: 42
MochaKimono: The question is: Does he really exist?
BaSL: no
CherryPie: Depends on the statement ;-)
Great Dane: why should he be?
GI Joe: That depends on whether or not he is making a statement of fact.
puffinge: He is wrong to speak in this situation.
Hawklord: No, but he better watch out for falling trees.
yoacusna: What do you mean "still"? Why should he be wrong in the first place?
mads b.: most likely yes. Truth is a fickle thing.
Lord_Prussian: More than likely
Gecko23: I don't know. But he'll still have to explain to his wife why his was wasndering around in the forest.
The Unbeliever: 42
Bearcat89: Only if he is married.
erli: Probably not to the squirrels
snoozefest: no
kennyb: ummm...trick question
melissa: Oooh yeah.
zackdale: no
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: does he make the statement from wood or some ther material?
heli: naturally so
bucklen_uk: What sort of forest? See http://forestry.about.com/library/tree/blwrldx.htm
isbert: it depends on the validity of the statement
DenverWolf: Yep.
AlorielLelyn: Probably
skelebone: Ooh... antagonism based on sexual behavior stereotypes -- that's clever.
Jackwraith: Yes
shippert: Always.
GuyHill: he is still a man, so probably yes
CDRodeffer: Sigh.
Blackwind: This question is not as clever as you think it is.
Bluenose: I measure it in rolls.
isolated: Only the trees know for sure.
onky: no.
chaddyboy_2000: No.
DangerMouse: Probably.
geberus: yes
darthcliff: Only if his wife can hear him
haraggan: If he's a Republican
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
Reloaded: depends on if he has nukes or not... :)
netfilterz: probably
Mosse: The question is faulty. If a man is alone in the forest, he's enjoying the silence, not making any statements.
Claytonius Maximus: is there a woman there?
ejmowrer: Only if there is a woman nearby.
jttm: No, the chipmunks can verify it.
queequeg: Yes, he is a man after all
hooded_paladin: If the statement was wrong.
hakko504: Yes.
nienie: no
Linnaeus: I think you need to study your Zen Buddhism a bit more closely :p
shotokanguy: Of course not. And he's not lost, he's just taking a different route.
kimbo: Women will say yes...
berserkley: are you sure he's in a forest?
TamiWhitsett: duh.
janiera: Depends on the statement
Flyspeck23: Yes.
EndersGame: It depends on whether a woman is asking the question.
Aldie: unfortunately yes.
MisterCranky: Only if the foliage is female, or extremely contentious.
Gelatinous Goo: if it is an incorrect statement
tragicpoet: Only if he's married
Skyjack: Only if he is David Fair.
Magnus the Blue: Ask his wife...
EYE of NiGHT: It depends on the statement. If the statement is wrong, it doen't matter if he is alone in a forest or with hundreds in a copse. If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Shakar: Yes, especially if his name is Stephen.
JeremyVS: It depends what kind of statement. An IF statement? A variable declaration? Class constructor?
MikeMKH: hehe
loonling: nature is feminine -- so, hell yes
louiseh: Always.
Mike A: Not if he is an angler. All statements from fishermen are true.
NickB: Probably.
CortexBomb: That's for the trees to decide...
hibikir: Only if it's not me
ratpfink: Probably.
nix342: "I am alone in a forest"
Ryno8: Yup!
Geosphere: Statements cannot be wrong until refuted. Regardless of logic, it is correct.
ValJor: It depends
WasQ: perhaps
TD2008YDS: man is usualy wrong, regardless of his place
gnomehome: If he screamed when the tree hit him, he probably was.