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¿Question #221077?
pricero1: Why did the turkey cross the road?

Anfauglir: To get to the other side.
puffinge: He was glued to the chicken.
Fribian: The turkey had an axe to grind.
MABBY: It was meeting up with a chicken for a clandestine affair at the hotel on the other side.
mattomaw: To avoid Boris Johnson screwing him.
Woelf: I don't know why, but they do it all the time in this area, and usually there are half a dozen or more at once.
PolarDad: What did you call me?
BOBBYCAN: It was attempting to escape the turkey genocide that will soon take place.