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¿Question #221932?
pricero1: What happens to Santa's elves when they are too old to work?

TheGrimReeple: Long before they reach that stage, they challenge the big guy to a duel. If the challenger wins, they become the new Santa. If the incumbent wins, they have a roast elf dinner.
imyourskribe: Their blood gets used to make dairy-free cheese
notafish: Definitely glue
Woelf: They're technically immortal, but the ones unable to work in production become elves on the shelves, where the only thing they need to do is stare creepily at people.
PolarDad: Not sure. Hasn't happened yet. #workuntilyoudrop