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¿Question #223160?
notafish: According to Dateline, about 100% of marriages end with one spouse killing the other. When is it time to start preparing for the inevitable?

Fribian: I believe that's why I'm still horrendously single.
PolarDad: I've expected it for years now. I'm on borrowed time.
pricero1: You need an anti-murder clause in your will.
magikaru: Sooner than you’d think. What they don’t mention is that another 50% of spouses-to-be kill each other during the wedding planning process
TomTi89: I already try to keep an inventory of all the knives in the house...
Ruesailmana: And then I'll just head off with my metamour? hm...
0Shea0: Too bad, Steph, purps already has Coop on retainer, you'll have to find someone else.
Woelf: Which anniversary is traditionally the murder anniversary in the Netherlands? Figure that out, and surprise him a year early.