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¿Question #224006?
Grimsalt: You wake up with a spontaneous beard. It’s long and luxuriant beyond your wildest dreams. With normal growth resumed, you hop down to the barber’s : "Well", he asks, "what’ll it be"?

TomTi89: I recently shaved my beard off, and intend to keep it this way for the immediate future. Couldn't this mysterious new beard have waited a year or two?
rayzg: I'm totally ignoring the last sentence.
pricero1: "Shave off this beard, please."