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¿Question #224015?
D00MSTALKER: Did your life improove once you decided to live behind a sock?

TomTi89: Behind? No, I step on them all day long, before drowning them on a regular basis. I let the other socks sleep in the same room as me. They must be wondering which pair will suffer the following day. You know when you have an odd sock? It's because one was lucky enough to escape this prison.
0Shea0: Are you hinting there is a hoove in your sock? Are you the moose that keeps walking through my yard?
Grimsalt: Yes. For years and years, I walked around barefoot indoors with just Crocks for work and outside (even in winter). Stubborn and proud, I was known as The Hobbit... Then I befriended a new girl in my life, and contracted 7 plantar warts from her rampant HPV. Treatment took a full year, it was absolutely horrible. Now I wear socks all day every day.
Woelf: My fooot was warmer.
pricero1: No - apparently it doesn't improve your spelling.