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¿Question #224741?
Narlgoth: Pricero1 says he is a fellow Yorkshire man, have we ever crossed paths? Have we exchanged awkward pleasantries about the weather whilst sheltering from a sudden down pour? Did he serve me a sausage roll this morning!? Has he quietly licked the back of my shoulder whilst we queued for coffee?

Narlgoth: @pricero1 how dare you refer to me as Southern fairy boy! I am a Yorkshireman and a Northern one at that. We wear string vests in the middle of winter and our nipples don't even get hard!
pricero1: I have seen some of your earlier GQ stuff that suggests that although you live in the sacred county, you're actually a namby-pamby southerner, rather than a Tyke. Say it's not so, Narlgoth.
Josey_23: Pretty sure he would have been queued for tea, but if it was him licking the back of your shoulder I'm sure he was just confused by that scratch and sniff mango tattoo.
TheGrimReeple: Just keep an eye out for people carrying well-aged mangoes. He shouldn't be too hard to spot.
Blinko: Brexit is really doing a number on you former colony controllers.
rayzg: Are you sure he licked the back of your shoulder? He probably licked the back of your buttocks as GQers are usually pantless.
0Shea0: Definitely the last one!
Grimsalt: If you're both Yorkies, that would explain why you're obsessed with cats and he won't shut the hell up.