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PolarDad: CONTEST: 10gg to every answer to this GQ that makes me smile. You'll have to trust me. Whatcha got?

Grimsalt: Here's my song and dance : What's funnier than asking for a 10gg lap dance? Asking for a 10gg lap dance, in a clown suit.
sparkous: I try something: Why do politicians take viagra ? To gain the erections.
mattomaw: Is that all?
RealGuest: A hankering for some cheap GQcoin. I could go for some GG, please and thank you.
freechinanow: Smile- or I club an innocent baby seal.
kswingruber: There are three cookies. If you take one away, how many have you got?
TheGrimReeple: A purring cat.
RavingLoon: Hrm. In my hands, I don't have anything since I need them both to type. I've got a cloth mask in my left pants pocket, my phone in my right pants pocket, and a money clip in my inner jacket pocket. On the desk on which I'm typing I've got a variety of writing instruments, a stack of blank paper, a larger stack of papers and files I ought to deal with, a clay saucer filled with pennies, and one of those tootsie-roll banks filled with quarters, dimes, and nickels. In the desk I've got several pounds of Sour Patch Kids and an endless assortment of rubber bands, paper clips, small magnets, twine, and other things that might be useful someday. On the more immediately useful end I've also got in my desk several manuals, tools, and the components to summon a Cosmic Sock. I've got more stuff when we leave the desk, but that would take too long to type.
RavingLoon: Hrm. In my hands, I don't have anything since I need them both to type. I've got a cloth mask in my left pants pocket, my phone in my right pants pocket, and a money clip in my inner jacket pocket. On the desk on which I'm typing I've got a variety of writing implements, a stack of blank paper, a larger stack of papers and files I ought to deal with, a clay saucer filled with pennies, and one of those tootsie-roll banks filled with quarters, dimes, and nickels. In the desk I've got several pounds of Sour Patch Kids, an endless assortment of rubber bands, paper clips, small magnets, twine, and other things that might be useful someday. On the more useful end I've also got in my desk several manuals, tools, and the components to summon a Cosmic Sock. I've got more stuff when we leave the desk, but that would take too long to type.