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pricero1: It’s my wife’s 60th birthday today. We couldn’t do anything special for her last two birthdays as the UK was in lockdown both times. Three weeks ago my wife tripped getting out of the car and fractured the top of her shin where it meets the knee. She is not allowed to put any weight on her leg for at least another three weeks. What will happen to spoil her birthday next year?

TomTi89: I could dial the wrong number, getting through to her by accident, and say entirely the wrong thing like I normally do.
sparkous: Get well from France.
PolarDad: We can hold OkieCon 2023 in April and you can surprise her with airline tickets and VIP passes! Don't tell her until you arrive! What fun when we see the reaction on her face!
mattomaw: Happy Birthday Robina McTavish!!!! Nothing. Next year will be perfect!
mr3d: Hopefully nothing bad! 60 is the new 50 anyway, so enjoy it!
Grimsalt: Things can always be worse. Tomorrow, your wife's mammogram returns positive for double nodules ; by the time she gets both tits lobbed off and goes bald from preventive chemo, the results return negative / Benign. Meanwhile, you're having trouble getting hard for her, so you start Viagra, which leads to a massive heart attack : you get transplanted with a pig's heart but suffer a massive stroke, so now you're paralyzed from the waste down and must wear diapers in a wheelchair, while drooling on yourself from aphasia as you wait for the nurse to Home Visit your daily hemodialysis. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Woelf: Happy birthday, Wifero60!
BOBBYCAN: I'm sure the Russians will think of something. Tell Mrs pricero happy birthday for me.
MABBY: All I know is that you don't eat cake and ice cream with your shin, so her birthday isn't totally ruined this year. Send her my good wishes.
RavingLoon: I don't know but tell your wife that the Loon wishes her a happy birthday.