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¿Question #225317?
mattomaw: Do you take this perfectly formed ovoid potato, with skin like silk, to be your lawfully wedded partner - To love and to cherish - For richer, for poorer - In sickness and in health - Till death do us part?

Woelf: This was recently legalized in Texas, Alabama, and Kentucky. Florida is working on a similar bill, but it's being held up in debates about whether yams should be included or not.
imyourskribe: Is it acceptable to butter your spouse?
Cadizzzzz: I can't wait to make some "tater tots".
mr3d: If I were to fry and eat that succulent ovoid potato, would it be filing for divorce?