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¿Question #2256?
Tim Synge: Complete this limerick: "There was a young man from Catan ... "

Jrtolf: No, I'm not doing your homework for you.
Don T: There was a young man from Catan - who went out without a plan - and occupied a city - but alas and the pity - the opposition had a bigger man
ricardofo: ...the end
Disreputable: ... on land.
Baobabus: who married someone from Vietnam
Hugin: Why? (I had to ask a question because one wasn't asked)
Woelf: ...who got belligerent with the police so they hit him with a baton.
daveroswell: he had his piece in his hand, then she said oh my, stay away from my eye. You have the largest piece in this land
Phil Fleischmann: There was a young man from Catan / Who raised sheep on his lush, verdant lawn. / From the hills, he got bricks / From the forest, some sticks / And he traded for ore and for corn.
hyphz: Who would have cut wood, and he can; though he was on a six probability's tricks aren't made even in just one game span.
dogmatix: Great question...and I'd love to, but I have a static IP at home now. I can't risk the banning that the most appropriate answer would undoubtedly bring.
kathleenryan: There was a young man from Catan, who had a one night stand, played the game all night long, constantly beating his gong, Then stopped to admire his tan.
Polgara: that would require knowing how the word "catan" is pronounced in English...
enfanta: Who rode in a small black sedan./He’d stash all your loot/Away in the boot,/Until rolling of sevens was banned.
DHEK: "... whose wife's ass weighed a tonne."
aleo09: who liked to trade wood for sheep.
xlorp: Who walked all the way from Bataan
Luthien: Polly Wolly doodle all the day!
lauramath: who carried a frilly baton, his father did say "Son! Are you gay?" and beat him with a cane of rattan
MaksimSmelchak: Who sat down on a lounger of rataan... with a lady from Nantucket...
Cromaa: who didn't like Mars but liked Saturn
Znirk: who kept several sheep in his barn. / But because of the smell, / When the wool prices fell / He sold them for Chili con Carn'.
WatchmanX2000: ...
Rokkr: Who's rump carressed a divan, it's important to note, 'twas as big as a boat, and quite in need of a tan.
RyanMC: Who's liked to sing Duran Duran
Cal Mac: Who had a bestial plan, He had wood for a sheep, So this odious creep, Grabbed my poor Flossy and ran.
Kazin: who upon his hex tile had a ban, the robber was present, he did not find that pleasant, but the knight came and he ran.
mrbeankc: who live in a garbage can
brainrob: can / drivel / shrivel / woman
confuse_a_cat: Who owned all the brick in the land/ He traded it cheap/ For Wood, Ore, and Sheep/ Then MONOPOLIED it back to his hand
Loquutus: Who liked to whine on and on, About how he was going to lose, So his friends tried a ruse, And didn't invite him back to their house.
scriptorum: There was a young man from Catan / Who wanted to buy a beer can / But the store just took barter / So he opened his larder / And traded two sheep to the man
Otterdance: There was a young man from Catan, who regularly flew with Pan Am, with a bomb under his chair, he blew up in mid-air, and rained down upon Lockerbie.
puffinge: Who didn't know what to poop on
anson: Who took wood in his hand.
matthew.marquand: who spun his leg like a baton. One day he did slip and shatter the bones in his hip causing him to scream and cry until dawn.
skrutsch: Who recently purchased a van. He picked up some Sheep and Started to weep. He couldn't trade them for wood with a man.
bored: who was actually a woman but disguised as a MAN
Lord_Prussian: Something about a Baton
yoacusna: Who developed a devious plan. He collected much ore. And more ore and more. Then built cities all over the lan'.
djlg: who rolled his dice out of a can. He built lots of roads and scored points by the loads. Now he thinks he's the best in the lan'.
toulouse: who was killed by giant six sided dice rolling through his land
Belash: something, something, something an...
Gamegrunt: who reclined in a booth for a tan.
Randy Cox: Why did almost everyone rhyme this with can? It rhymes with wan.
TamiWhitsett: Whose chairs were made of rattan. He piled wood in a heap, then found some nice sheep. They frolicked while he got a tan.
KnobDoctor: who wanted to work on his tan / he laid nude in the sun / and fried up his buns / and now he eats nothing but bran.
tragicpoet: Who stumbled upon a tin can, the can's vacant of beans, and you know what that means, do not pull a finger on his hand
reddogfive: who worshipped at the foot of Satan
snoozefest: whose hair smelled like fine flan; He went to the port to trade, but everyone there kicked him in the can.
skelebone: who though that the game was brokan/so he opened a store/at the port for the ore/and lent all his friends a han'
Nomadik: who kept his blue balls in a can
gnomehome: If it were a woman, I'd know how to complete this. Now I have to pass.
MisterCranky: whose sheep learned right quick when he ran, that if they stood still, he'd bang them until, his wood was as flaccid as flan.
AlorielLelyn: who drove a pink sedan.
jttm: who became the robber baron of the land...
Blackwind: who liked to shit in a bucket...
chaddyboy_2000: who did it with a donkey named Ratan.
CDRodeffer: ... Who chucked all his wood in the pond. With wool for a sail, He just could not fail, But when pirates attacked he was gone.