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¿Question #226159?
sparkous: Did we remember to thank the gardener who planted the apple tree in Newton's country home?

mattomaw: I saacked him
0Shea0: What the lazy gardner who could not be bothered to pick the apples before they fell? No way!
Woelf: If it had happened in Australia, the drop bear likely would have killed him. (Maybe it actually did, so we never heard about that Newton variant.)
TomTi89: That was a little before my time.
pricero1: I'm just thankful that he was English. If it happened in America, instead of developing the laws of motion he'd have been busy suing the ass off the person who planted the tree.
BOBBYCAN: We're (scientist) are getting close to discovering that he and Einstein didn't quite get it right.