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¿Question #226633?
mattomaw: Whatever happened to decent instructions?

TheGrimReeple: Indecent instructions are usually more interesting.
MABBY: That leaves out how to do the nasty stuff
PolarDad: 1-Book flight to Tulsa immediately. 2-Board plane. 3-Call me when you land. [I will pick you up and get you to OkieCon] 4-Enjoy. 5-Bill Pricey.
PolarDad: 1-Book flight to Tulsa.
Grimsalt: STEP 1 : Open bag * ( WARNING: risk of suffocation when left near unsupervised children and/or animals ; WARNING : risk of house fire when microwaved – contains aluminium foil ; WARNING : failure to comply with local recycling / littering state laws may result in a $900 fine and up to 16 hours of community service ). STEP 2 : Eat contents ** (WARNING : risk of suffocation when swallowed whole without mastication ; WARNING : if you are taking any blood pressure or diabetes medication, please consult a physician before extended use ; WARNING : copyright infringement could lead to a maximum fine of $1 million and/or up to five years in jail ). STEP 3 : Enjoy! *** ( Retweet your experience and follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and TikTok ).
rayzg: I write them for a living!
pricero1: Pictograms are international, but lack nuance.