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¿Question #2268?
chaddyboy_2000: What does Jonathan Tang have against cubes and spheres? His profile says he cannot stand looking at them. What gives?

Woelf: He's paralyzed from the waist down, so of course he can't stand to look at things! RUDE.
rayzg: There are many Jonathan Tangs on BGG. Which one?
Derang3d: I don't know who that is, nor am I unlazy enough to go find out.
dafrca: You will have to ask him.
cowboycw: i like cubes
Woelf: When he was a child, a cube and a sphere killed his parents.
Felimid: Maybe he's anti-three-dimensional.
CarldeV: Perhaps you could ask him.
St0rmD: Traumatized by crappy early EA games very likely.
pwilz: I don't know. He's really limiting himself as to what games he can enjoy.
GrimJester: sausages
vandemonium: Well anyone named after a space drink is going to have some issues no?
cgund: ..
WonderLlama: Ok, you're finally making me curious about this tang person.
heathbar: I'm more curious to know which shapes he DOES find acceptable.
bigbadsteve: those crazy aussies
FNH1: cubes have too many corners and spheres... well they're round arn't they.
DHEK: I don't know. Maybe he had a bad childhood experience with them or something. Perhaps you can ask him about it.
Chad Jensen: He's an avowed Triangulist.
aleo09: not sure, don't know
scriptorum: Cubes and sphere did you say? SLOOOOOOWLY I turned! Step by step...
Cut & Space: Actually, he think he has more an aversion to black and white 2 player games.
Nekura: He's a cubist...
Big BabOOn: Geometrophobia?
Cromaa: He's weird...and mentally unstable...best to just back away and not make direct eye contact
heli: 0 and 90 are his least favorite angle sizes.
CMOT Dibbler: Hm. Fnord.
vampywife: they are just so cubey and spherical, yick
jwilhm: how should I know?
brainrob: Some sort of wierd phobia?
Mordachai: Don't know him... why don't you ask him yourself?
Kyleroconnor: got nothing for this one
KDSN: personal preference
hacksword: Cubes killed his dad.
Loquutus: Blokus to the rescue!
xlorp: Non-euclidean geometry. He must have taken advanced studies classes at Miskatonic University.
CharlieWonka: they are obviously not triangles
thoia: Haven't you hear of Cubeaphobia...but as for the spheres...well I don't know about that...that's just weird.
leece: Seeing as Mr Tang has been good enough to answer, this is redundant. But then, Geek Questions don't worry about THAT sort of thing. Ahem. "He likes to look at them sitting down"
Belash: He likes polygons
2amp: ask him
glookose: dont care
Lord_Prussian: I think he should explain that. Perhaps it stems from a preschool incident involving blocks.
KnobDoctor: When he was a child he was crushed nearly to death between a cube and a sphere. You really ought to try to be more sensitive.
rivo: He's a pharao and only interested in pyramids.
Flyspeck23: Ask him.
puffinge: He has a pyramidal mindset.
snoozefest: ?
Karlsen: He's a tetrahedron kind of guy
skelebone: Dunno, perhaps he has something against the old Electronic Arts logo? Ask if he has anything against cones.
djlg: Spheres I can understand. I've lost most of my Vino grapes already.
AWildEep: I'd tell you, but yeah... who cares?
gnomehome: Chaddythang
AlorielLelyn: Seriously, get some help. Or start dating him, or whatever it takes for you to stop asking questions about this Johnathan Tang person... Is Johnathan Tang you? Or do you have someone you are lusting after, yet afraid to admit it...?
Spielfreak: He's clearly a two-dimmensional kinda guy.
Tim Synge: I find the wooden cylinders in Elfenland annoying - they keep rolling off the table.
CDRodeffer: He must be from a non-Euclidian space.
jttm: Actually, I think I have more an aversion to black and white 2 player games.
MisterCranky: He's obviously insane. How is this surprising?
Blackwind: more fecking tang....give it up chaddy.
CortexBomb: I think you should ask him, not everyone
chaddyboy_2000: Maybe he failed geometry.