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¿Question #2270?
chaddyboy_2000: If you were a pornstar, what would you change your name to? Jonathan Tang is already taken. I do admit, however, that it has a good ring to it.

Fribian: Spanky McSport!
mattomaw: Mark Porker
AnthonyDuricko: When will the winners of the Dead of Winter contest be announced?
pricero1: Bill Cleary
purplewurple: Woody Woodpecker
aleo09: maybe my wife could answer this for you.
pwilz: David Logger. I dunno.
Voodooshoes: Longshanks.
senorcoo: Calico James Monroe. No reason.
Woelf: Dick Cheney
Phil Fleischmann: Phil U. Fuller
Felimid: John Holmes ... just kidding. :)
jasta6: Get Real and grow up...............................................................................................................
oi_you_nutter: Dick Gently (apologies to Douglas Adams)
quentin1: Qmungus
mintylish: Kinkie Myrkos
Randy Cox: Randy Cox.
1000rpm: Dingle Dong
clvrmnky: Chaddy Boy
jcarvin: Peter McTingley
DHEK: "The Muff Master"
sdonohue: Chad 'The Hanger' Krizan
cowdog: Hank the Shank
Cut & Space: Johnny Brick
dmomo: Davie Dumplings.
JonBen: Rembington Steel
waddball: Um, Jonny Wadd. As you might imagine, this comes up all the freaking time given it's my actual name....
Dorque: Wang.
themagni: "This is not a cheque" so I could cash in those fake cheques.
PsyJam: Chet Driver
ArtGurl: Theda Hornblower
scribidinus: Using the name of my first pet and the name of the street I grew up on guidlelines, I'd be Fritz Cherry. However the current pet/current street combo is Jackson Galt.
AngusBull: Hung Likeahorse
Helenoftroy: starfyre
scriptorum: Tip Sensitive
bigbadsteve: darth vader
Loquutus: El Porkinator
LemonyFresh: Hmpf.
brainrob: Nobby Nutz
javelin98: Dick Hammer.
GrandpaDave: Django Normandy
Bahamut-X: Feel Hicks
matthew.marquand: Buck Naked
Legend Dan: Dick Richardson
michaeldavidcox: My name is already a pornstar name
POvidiusNaso: Mikey Naked
sourwyrm: Chaddyboy
Lord_Prussian: I don't think I would be.
arkibet: Tim Cole
skrutsch: Siouxzy Q.
Gecko23: Shaft Johnson
The Unbeliever: 42
djlg: "good ring to it" Unh-Hnu
bluebehir: I don't have an answer to this. My fantasies do not involve movie cameras I guess.
Musti: Doctor Sven
leece: Vermillia Spray
xlorp: Hung Chad (from Florida)
Bearcat89: I wonder how many people have answered with Buck Naked? I have always heard that the formula for determining your "Porn Name" was to use your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on. Mine would be Duane Nottingham.
Belash: Horatio Balls
berserkley: Either Bolt Cutter, or Hashiell Dammit
MisterCranky: Eddie Elephantitis
skelebone: Thepenismightier
2amp: didn't we do this already?
snoozefest: whaddya mean if? why do you think i have my secret identity here?
gnomehome: Randy Cox (didn't I answer this allready ?)
puffinge: Can I be Pootie Tang?
AlorielLelyn: I'm starting to think that perhaps someone is a bit too stuck on themselves. Also, to answer this question, I would change my name to "dead", because that is what I would have to be to participate in a porno.
CDRodeffer: Gosh, what a strange question.
jttm: 12 inches and counting, baby...
Blackwind: this has been asked....
chaddyboy_2000: Maxwell Lonestar.