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¿Question #227167?
0Shea0: Went to Home Depot to look at new toilets and, no joke, one said "flushes a bucket of golf balls!" and my wife and I laughed, what the heck?! Then a few toilets down another brand toilet one upped with a sign that said, "flushes a whole rack of billaird balls!" Like....okay....am I missing something here...what do I not know about toilets?!

MABBY: I saw that EXACT model (golf balls) when I was toilet buying last Saturday. I had a good laugh as well.
pwilz: I was at this candy store, and they had these roasted mealworms covered with cheese for sale. They displayed all the little boxes of them in a toilet. I bought some, and I told the clerk, "Whatever you do, don't tell people I bought something displayed in a toilet. They'll think that's gross!" They were kinda like rice crispies.
pricero1: If you're not flushing with a whole herd of wildebeast, you're not really trying.
TomTi89: *swing* *splash* *swing* *splash* *swing* *splash* < how I imagine Matt's nuttering
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0Shea0: I just figured it was because they decided Americans were too dumb to understand liters and gallons. "FLUSHES FOUR COSTCO TUBS OF MAYO!!"
Woelf: Because of some weird legal restrictions, they're not allowed to say that they're designed to make the poop knife obsolete.
Woelf: Bowling balls or GTFO.
PolarDad: I'm waiting on the bowling ball flusher.
kswingruber: That's all very nice, but what kinda toilet can take on someone "shitting bricks"?
imyourskribe: I’ve never seen the billiard one, but I’ve seen toilets brag about the golf ball thing before. Never tested it out, but I’ve considered it once or twice.