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¿Question #227869?
magikaru: Shea claims he never locks his doors in Alaska? Isn’t he worried about a polar bear coming in?

TomTi89: I can totally see a locksmith letting a polar bear into Shea's house. Great money-making scheme!
TheGrimReeple: It's not the polar bears that would worry me. It's the Alaskans.
Blinko: Lay a piece of plywood with nails protruding around here and I would get sued by any potential burglar.
pwilz: No, but he's a bit concerned about one getting away.
Chris%20Page: Polar bears always enter by sliding down the chimney, and it's too cold in Alaska to install locks in chimneys.
pricero1: He might not lock the doors, but have you seen the machine gun nests?
PolarDad: @Shea- I DO NOT WEIGH THAT MUCH! RUDE!
0Shea0: Oh they get in. But believe it or not locks don't stop 1000 pound bears.
MABBY: You laugh, but a black bear went into a grocery store just by stepping on the automatic door mat. (He left later with a bag of potato chips-- they were on sale)
Inkedad: if you never use your locks, why bother having them? "chekhov's lock"
Woelf: He's far more likely to be killed by a moose, but they haven't figured out how to use doorknobs... yet.
magikaru: And you can’t just hide the key under the rug because they’ll check there
BOBBYCAN: It's not easy putting locks on igloos. Or doorknobs either.
RealGuest: From what I can see, he's hoping. It's long way from Oklahoma to Alaska, though, so seems unlikely anytime soon.